How do you

[SIDEWINDER]

Politely tell a working girl that is being a pest in the parlor to go away? Especially if you've already told her you're not interested in having a party but she just won't leave? Or do you just take the high road approach and leave  rather then saying anything to her?

[bungalow bill]

Start hustling another dame......

[Tapper]

"No thank you"

If that doesn't work then add "I'm here to see xxxxxxx".   

Always do the research first and have a few names for bail-outs. 

If it gets real bad you can go to the bathroom, or outside to use your phone, or to your car where you can get in and leave.

[HoHound]

Say you only have $50 to spend?

[Big Daddy Jay]

Tell her your broke, works like a charm.

[SweetStaciLRS]

Ya tell her you'd love to party but don't get paid till next month or that you don't have a job most working girls will get the hint

[SIDEWINDER]

Well, all these ideas sound good in theory but are they realistic? Suppose a feller just leaves as some have suggested. What's he going to do, drive 50 miles or more to reach the next brothel? Or suppose you tell the pest, you have no money or do not get paid until next week? If the pest starts spreading it around though the Ho Pipeline, then you might not have any women approaching you at all or they might not take you seriously if you decide to negotiate with another working woman.  Mentioning another lady's name as if you want to see her is great but if you really don't want to see her and she comes out to greet you, you have them compounded the problem.

I guess none of you fellers have encountered a real pest that would just not leave and you had no desire to party with her?

[bungalow bill]

Yer right.  Pestering has NEVER been a problem.  I've always showed up knowing who I want.  And she's always been there.  Funny how telephones and texts can help a horndog out.

[East Coast Guy]

I tell her the truth, that I'm going to talk to a few ladies before I choose.   In the past, I've even expanded on that by telling ladies at the Kit Kat I planed on visiting all three brothels on K/Kat lane to check all my options out.   The best way to do this is to tell her right up front so lead her on and think you're more interested then you are.   

East Coast Guy

[Tapper]

I guess none of you fellers have encountered a real pest that would just not leave and you had no desire to party with her?

That happens all the time....with the GF or SO back home.   

[HoHound]

I guess none of you fellers have encountered a real pest that would just not leave and you had no desire to party with her?

That happens all the time....with the GF or SO back home.   

Funny!

On a dating site you might get flooded with winks. So you temporarily change your profile to say that you are a philosopher who lives in his parent's basement and who has rejected all worldly work and material possessions. All you own are the bound works of Plato and two porn DVDs. That pretty much slows it to trickle.

[East Coast Guy]

I tell her the truth, that I'm going to talk to a few ladies before I choose.   In the past, I've even expanded on that by telling ladies at the Kit Kat I planed on visiting all three brothels on K/Kat lane to check all my options out.   The best way to do this is to tell her right up front so lead her on and think you're more interested then you are.   

East Coast Guy

Sorry folks.   In re-reading that I find the ending should say:  so not to lead her on and think you're more interested then you are.   That one word makes a world of difference.   

East Coast Guy

[FredT]

I am a follower of the Banned Member 1 theory.  "Sorry, but I am determined to make the rounds tonight BEFORE I decide to party...   "  Took me a long time to perfect that speil, but WTF... it works