Just because it's for rent does not make it worth paying for!

[Super_Monger]

I went to the Alien Cathouse without an appointment and looked around.  To be honest, I probably should have just turned around as it looked like Forman's basement from That 70's Show.  It was dark, some neon lights, and there were two women visible who were not my type.  The madam, Lena Haze greeted me and she is attractive.  She took me on tour.  The place was small and compared to the luxurious parlors of Sherri's or The Chicken Ranch, there was just not much to see.  We went back to her room and began the negotiations.  She started off at $9000 for 2 hours!  I'm just not that wealthy and I have spent less at Sherri's and The Chicken Ranch before, so I started to walk out, but we ended up settling for $6000 for an hour and a half.  This is still a lot of money to me, maybe not to some people, but what I expect from spending this much money is EXPERT SKILLS.  Sadly, that really disappointed me.  The sex was mundane and ordinary.  I have had better from first dates!!!  Her looks are fine, but not better than other women I have been with, so I really expected much more from this experience.  I would not ever return to ACH.

I have had great experiences at other houses and other providers.  I think the industry in general has declined.  This was not meant to insult Lena or ACH.  I just wrote my honest review of my experience.  I am sure that others have and will have different experiences.  To each their own...

[MrTShirt]

Thanks for the info on ACH.

Your experience will likely match others' experience there.

Make's one ask the question:  "Is the ACH really wanting to stay in business?"

[Wildfire]

Thanks for the post.
Man those numbers are off the chart.
No reason to ever go to ACH.
That 9k should be more like 2k at best.
MrTSirt I think you maybe right. If that is normal at ACH the place probably won't be open much longer.

[FumbleNutts]

For me, just starting off at $9,000 (or $6,000 for that matter) would be such a slap in the face that there's no coming back and I'm heading straight out the door 

[The toffeeman]

That is crazy. I think people have been fair warned about the insane rates at the three remaining southern houses since the end of the LRS. Certainly seem more interested in whale harpooning then fishing for us mongers. Could probably have taken a small plane up to E28, mound house or Elko / Carlin and partied heartily, then got back to LV with money in your pocket. Caveat emptor and all that, price and party quality rarely correlate.
 

[cronuswalker]

Ouch, thanks for the heads up. I agree with everybody else, starting price of 9K, down to 6k for 2 hours?..... I was thinking about doing a run down to see how things have changed, now I know.....

[Lomez]

Agree with what's been said. If someone makes a lot of money off one party but the report scares off 10 prospective clients, then I would tend to view it as a net loss. And I say that headed to Vegas next month.

[MrTShirt]

Looks like the ACH is a good place to stop and stretch your legs.

Stop and get some gas.

Then go in for a lineup.

Pick someone and do a quick negotiation.

Show your shock on the price.

Thank them and get back into your car and leave.

Repeat the above next time.

[Dr. Who]

I'll be in Vegas in less than 2 weeks and considering these reports we're been hearing out of the southern NV houses, I doubt that I will waste my time and drive out to Pahrump, not to mention the ACH.  It's really sad, since the southern houses use to be some of my favorite places to hangout and party at one time.     Oh well, I guess I'll stay in Vegas, since there are plenty of other activities to keep me occupied and I'll save my partying bankroll for my next trip to Elko/Carlin/Reno.

[flagrunner]

6K is on the higher end of pricing, as I'm sure you are aware. I note that you have visited Elko before, and I'm not judging, but why are you spending that amount when you are aware of the pricing across Nevada more widely? It is understandable that some guys pay that amount when they don't have the knowledge of pricing, especially when visiting the houses closer to Vegas, as the 'whales' will be visiting so starting prices tend to be much higher than should be the case. But if you've been to Elko, that suggests that you have experienced the more realistic side of LPIN.

[Idaho48]

WOW! That's just insane. That's a lot of parties at the houses in Elko and the ladies there are more beautiful anyway in my opinion. This Monger won't be visiting the houses down south anytime soon that's for sure!!

[wrb55roscojr]

Do you remember what the fuel prices were?  Did you go into the C-Store..... If so was it well stocked??
Sounds like they are not doing much business, for those numbers / WOW...........

[double d]

This whole post needs to be in the "Have you ever given up" thread! ...insanity!

DD

[Super_Monger]

6K is on the higher end of pricing, as I'm sure you are aware. I note that you have visited Elko before, and I'm not judging, but why are you spending that amount when you are aware of the pricing across Nevada more widely? It is understandable that some guys pay that amount when they don't have the knowledge of pricing, especially when visiting the houses closer to Vegas, as the 'whales' will be visiting so starting prices tend to be much higher than should be the case. But if you've been to Elko, that suggests that you have experienced the more realistic side of LPIN.

You're right.  I should have walked.  I guess I thought that being a madam that she would bring a wealth of experience & make it really worthwhile.  ((regret))  While in general, the old quote "You get what you pay for" is often true, not always.

[SToN3y]

That's outrageous! Good on them if they can net that kind of cash from some guys, but I would personally be already halfway out the door after hearing a starting bid of 9K for an hour.