Chicago Bob certified ? How do you get that?
Becoming ChicagoBob certified is an extensive vetting process. It involves a series of tests and evaluations.
The first step is a one-on-one interview to assess your party style. In that, you will describe your GFE abilities and all of your kinks.
Following that, we will do a complete nude physical exam including the booty bounce test. For that you will lay on the bed on your tummy and I will bounce a quarter off of your ass. The booty bounce test must be at least 1 inch high to qualify for ChicagoBob certification.
We will then go to the Physical Agility Test to assess your abilities at different positions in bed. That test will cover your ability for reverse cowgirl, 69, face riding, and jackhammer. You must show good balance and control at all times.
The next step is a full one hour GFE party with me in which you will demonstrate your abilities on all your skills listed above. You will be evaluated on a 5 Star rating according to: kissing, dirty talk, oral skills, executing various positions, and ability to orgasm more than once. 1 Star will be awarded for each category. If you accumulate five stars you will become ChicagoBob certified! Just joking, haha!
Actually, all you have to do is party with me, show me a good time, and be yourself!
There is also the ChicagoBob Gold Seal approval, but that's another story altogether...