Last week I had an unbelievable, unexpected LPIN adventure. I don't usually travel to Las Vegas in February, but I had some time off from work and decided to make good use of it. I found a good last minute deal for flight and hotel, so off to Nevada I went. I didn't plan on much partying, mainly on staying close to Vegas and gambling and seeing the sights and shows.
Unfortunately, on this trip Las Vegas just let me down. The shows in I have seen in Vegas, from music, to comedy, to magic, have always delivered an enjoyable, well produced performance. Not this time. It was more than just an off night; after seeing a couple of disappointing shows, I gave up on any more. I tried a few meals at restaurants and buffets, but they weren't worth the prices. And I had next to no luck at the tables or slots. I'm not a good gambler, but I am usually fortunate enough to break even. The first couple of days in town I had absolutely no luck, so I stopped gambling much earlier than normal. I took the money I had left and decided to try my luck elsewhere.
On a whim, I decided to check out the Alien Cathouse. I hadn't been to the AC in a few years and wanted to see what might have changed, so I checked out the website to see who was available. Of the ladies available, there were 3 who peaked my interest -- Melissa Kiss, Lita Crystalskull, and Lena Haze. Now normally I contact a lady and make an appointment ahead of time so I can be sure to get the lady I a want. Not this time however; I was just going to show up and see who was in the lineup. Good thing I have options I told myself, since I was sure at least one or two of them would be busy or otherwise unavailable when I got there.
And when I arrived, something unexpected happened. The lineup was called and all 3 of the ladies showed up. Now what was I going to do?? All of the ladies were so much sexier in person than their photos, and I didn't expect to need chose one over the other. Out of my depth, I just chose the lady on the end -- Melissa Kiss, a curvy, voluptuous blonde.
Now I don't normally choose blondes, but I am so happy I did this time. Melissa is a wonderful, warm, generous lady with excellent curves and a fun personality. We went back to her room, negotiated things quickly, and had an excellent party. Two things about the party. Melissa has new bed that we got to break in, and it's an excellent bed. Not sure what type of bed or mattress it was, but it was the most comfortable I have encountered in LPIN. I have partied on beds that were too high or too low, too hard or the mattress would slide around. Worst mattress disaster I had was once when a mattress slid off the bed and sent the lady and I to the floor. Not this time; the mattress was just the right height, firmness, and didn't slide around. So it just increased the quality of my time with Melissa. And secondly, Melissa set me straight about my disappointments this trip. I mentioned my lack of success at the tables to her and Melissa explained to me the proper relationship between luck and ladies. She said first you find the ladies, and then you find the luck. Not sure I believed this advice, but then I hit a lucky streak.
I was feeling very energized after my time with Melissa, so I decided on a second party -- this time with the adorable Lita Crystalskull. Lita is a very beautiful redheaded lass in that smart, geeky gamer girl way. And she's adventurous; she enjoys skiing, campfires, and rock and roll. Definitely a lady I wouldn't mind spending a long weekend snowed in with. She's as comfortable playing a game or building a campfire as bouncing around in the bedroom. A one of a kind lady, I'm so glad I had more energy than usual that day. So I spoke to her and made arrangements, but first I had to get something to eat (somehow I had really worked up an appetite). I told her I would be back in 25 minutes and headed next door for a bite.
For those who aren't aware, the AC adjoins The Alien Travel Center which contains a gas station, gift shop, and small diner. I've eaten there a couple of times and have always had good service and good food. It's reasonably priced and a nice break from the other crappy meals I'd endured on this vacation. So I returned to the AC 25 minutes later, and my lucky streak continued.
Lita, looking oh so cute and sexy, was waiting for me in the parlor and congratulated me on my good timing. However there was also someone else in the parlor -- Dennis Hoff himself; he had just come down to the Alien to take care of some business matters. I had never met Mr Hoff before, but I knew a bit about him -- I had read about him online and elsewhere, as well as heard him on the radio when visited the East Coast on promotional tours. So I walked over, said hello and started to talk with him. Dennis was approachable, friendly, and curious about how my trip to Vegas and the AC were going. I asked him a few questions in return and we chatted for a few minutes. Before I went back to Lita's room, Dennis made me a surprise offer -- stay for dinner and spend the night in one of the bungalows at the AC on him. I was a bit shocked; I'd never gotten any comps at a casino before and here was the owner offering me a sizeable comp at the AC. I had to catch an early flight the next day, and had left all my stuff at my room in Las Vegas, so I wasn't too sure about taking advantage of Dennis's offer. I said I would think about it and let him or the manager know later.
So after that interlude, I went back to Lita's room. Negotiations were easy, and we had a fantastic time. Lita is red-hot, as passionate as her hair color suggests, and has the cutest eyes. She enjoys taking her time and doing things right, nothing hurried or halfway. She's a warm, sweet, sexy young lady I look forward to seeing again in the future.
Exhausted and smiling, Lita and I left her room a while later. We went into the kitchen to join Dennis and the other ladies and staff for dinner. As tired and hungry as I was, I took Dennis up on his offer -- I would stay for dinner and catch a nap in a bungalow before heading back to Vegas. He and I sat at the table with the ladies and chatted some more while dinner was served. The staff made some excellent soft shell tacos, much better than what I can get back home. After dinner, I was escorted to one of the available bungalows. I had heard about the bungalows before, but never seen one. I don't know if all these rooms are identical, but the one I stayed in was impressive. A large comfortable bed (queen size mattress I think), flat screen TV, full bathroom, and mini fridge were all available in the private bungalow. And I can assure you the bed was very comfortable as I slept for a few hours before I was ready to return to Vegas.
Sometime later, I woke up refreshed and ready. I went back to the AC to thank Dennis for his generosity, but he had already left. However I was feeling energetic again after my nap and decided on a 3rd party, this time with the lovely, sultry Lena Haze. I had partied with Lena once before a couple years ago, and had been trying to repeat with her ever since. Things never seemed to work out for that to happen, so I really wanted to make sure this opportunity didn't get missed. We retreated back to her room, negotiated quickly, and I had my 3rd terrific experience of the day. Lena is a very attractive Latina lady, with midnight hair and bedroom eyes. She was just as fun and sensitive (i.e. ticklish) as I remembered, and we had a very, very good time in each others company. So glad things finally worked out for us to repeat on this visit.
After finishing with Lena, I went back to the parlor to say goodbye and thank the ladies and staff. I had been thinking, so what do you call 3 wonderful parties in one day? 3 in a row, so tic-tac-toe?? 3 goals, so a hat trick like hockey?? 3 scores, so a turkey like bowling?? Once again, Melissa set me straight. She and the other ladies agreed I got a Neapolitan -- a redhead, a blonde, and brunette. I hadn't heard of that one before, but I accepted the ladies collective expertise on the matter. With a final thanks and goodbye, I drove back to Vegas, smiling all the way.
Just need to say thanks again to Dennis, the ladies, and the staff for making my day especially memorable and rescuing my disappointing vacation.
