That's so sweet. I want more reviews written in poetic form.
Here's something I started for our January party:
This guy was a veteran sailor
Met Alice in July and did nail her.
On to RoxAlice and a grand threesome.
They kept him until his unit depletion.
So he did book for the winter a repeat.
But thought he could handle even more sweetmeat.
So added Remy to make the best foursome.
Docs say his back is still out of torsion.
That's all I got so far. Where should I go from there?