Author Topic: Alice Took Me to Wonderland  (Read 6654 times)

AliceLittle

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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2016, 02:08:10 PM »
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Met Alice. Not sure what to add to what others have written. Hence, some Alice Little haiku:

Alice Little is
Diminutive and quite sweet
I laughed with her

I cannot describe
Her way behind closed doors
That would not be fair

I would say only this
Alice represents the best
Of her profession

That's so sweet.  I want more reviews written in poetic form.

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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2016, 09:45:53 AM »
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That's so sweet.  I want more reviews written in poetic form.

Here's something I started for our January party:

This guy was a veteran sailor
Met Alice in July and did nail her.
On to RoxAlice and a grand threesome.
They kept him until his unit depletion.

So he did book for the winter a repeat.
But thought he could handle even more sweetmeat.
So added Remy to make the best foursome.
Docs say his back is still out of torsion.


That's all I got so far.  Where should I go from there?
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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2016, 12:04:06 PM »
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JAG - when you go, I have a feeling you're going to lose all feeling and won't be able to type up a follow-up for a while. Lol
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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2016, 12:40:50 PM »
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JAG - when you go, I have a feeling you're going to lose all feeling and won't be able to type up a follow-up for a while. Lol
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the review will be just three words: DEATH. BY. BOOBS. <3

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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2016, 01:04:22 PM »
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the review will be just three words: DEATH. BY. BOOBS. <3
Even if I live, I swear I will use that title.  If it's true, I put the obligation on Alice to write about it for SIN, but will understand if you don't put it on your bunny board.
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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2016, 02:53:45 PM »
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Hah, I can't wait to read Death by Boobs ;D

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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2016, 05:15:08 PM »
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Death by Boobs is not:


...but it's this:
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
- Steve Martin

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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2016, 12:05:57 PM »
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New goal- Roxanne and I have to make this photo happen.


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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2016, 02:31:41 PM »
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If I can wear sunglasses and be unrecognizable, I will gladly pose for that photo.  Roxanne has to wear the tiara.
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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #24 on: November 29, 2016, 02:00:38 PM »
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If I can wear sunglasses and be unrecognizable, I will gladly pose for that photo.  Roxanne has to wear the tiara.

Of course, she's not allowed to take it off.  We could make this picture happen.

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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2016, 09:11:34 AM »
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If I can wear sunglasses and be unrecognizable, I will gladly pose for that photo.  Roxanne has to wear the tiara.

Of course, she's not allowed to take it off.  We could make this picture happen.
If Alice should know anything about me, know this- I am impulsive and make things up as I go along quite often.
So our thoughts here are going to be our reality.  We are going to do DEATH BY BOOBS. 

I will say more to you in a message on Twitter. 
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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2016, 12:36:41 PM »
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dude, i'm totally counting down the days!

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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2016, 07:08:46 AM »
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Death By Boobs with Alice .. I think their are worse ways to Go  ;)  Dying in a House would be Great for Me .. But I wonder how Freaked out the Lady would be  ::)  ..
Yeah, I can't put the ladies through that.  I will just have to insist they don't entirely smother me with boobs.
Other than the "Death" part, we are totally actually doing this.  WOO HOO!!
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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2016, 10:10:55 PM »
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If I recall...the term "le petit mort" (meaning the little death in French) is a euphemism for an orgasm. So please, go die a little on your next party :)
JAG, I hope I can run into you on your next trip out...mostly cuz I'd like to see how happy those ladies make you, and vice versa :D
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Re: Alice Took Me to Wonderland
« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2016, 10:24:49 AM »
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If I recall...the term "le petit mort" (meaning the little death in French) is a euphemism for an orgasm. So please, go die a little on your next party :)
JAG, I hope I can run into you on your next trip out...mostly cuz I'd like to see how happy those ladies make you, and vice versa :D
HD

only a little though, not a lot. heart attack parties are not something i offer  ;D