Btw...
Can you believe it took me this long to make that HD pun? Lol long ass post ahead
I've shared this with some of you, but I've never had such a good time in Nevada as I did this past weekend.
Meeting you mongers was easily the second best part of this trip. (Meeting you ladies was easily the first best part...) I'm gracious to the mongers for welcoming me as part of the community.
The banquet I felt was so beautiful an event - not just because I felt like in college again with how many beautiful women surrounded me, bye because of how well thought out the proceedings were. Jagged's awards were simultaneously gleeful and heartwarming. The representatives from Mustang, Dovetail, and team Bunnyranch were stunning, and represented their groups with grace. (At least, for the most part....)
The staff of Mustang were beneficent and kind. I was impressed too with Dennis, who was outwardly courteous and generous with me. I've posted my congratulations to the winners and nominees previously, and I am immensely happy to have celebrated with everyone's achievements.
The picnic was awesome. Initially it was hilarious as the guy who selected the parking fee asked me what LPIN Gathering stood for, and I coyly replied "I have no idea!" Haha!!
Most of it was cool because Alice Little and Roxanne Price graced us with their presence. Even in plainclothes these ladies attracted most of the attention. I think I caught many mongers staring at them for duration of the morning. (Actually, maybe it was mostly me doing the staring...
) the BBQ was just incredible - my compliments to the cooks. Highlights included great food, playing frisbee with Alice and IB and a couple others, looking at vintage pictures with the ladies, meeting with Dennis' PR guy Jeremy, and kicking it with all the mongers.
Brothel memories:
Visiting Alice before the banquet as she jumped on top of me, she was light as air lol
Seeing the renovated and surprisingly cozy Kit Kat, and meeting Adaline Ray on her birthday
Seeing Jade Capri at MR. Just seeing her is breathtaking lol
Singing Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" with Taylor Rae while a couple mongers gave me the WTFace
Trying to explain to some drunk bros that $25 will get you nothing but a slap in the face
Getting served French toast and eggs by a topless Coco
Playing poker with Russia Doll, Cali, and Rachel Varga, and a couple super cool mongers
Rachel Varga in general! She sparks pretty hard.....
Me offering to buy a certain monger a drink after a party and instead being treated to Chardonnay
Chatting with the very charming Phoenix and a couple at MLBR til a 6 AM bell - that bastard lol. I'm frankly surprised that couple didn't book Phoenix. Hell, we chatted for so damn long, I'm surprised they didn't book ME lol
Thanks everyone for an amazing weekend!!!
HD