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Discussions => LPIN Specific Discussion => Topic started by: madison_graham on September 24, 2012, 03:35:15 PM
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For the newbies and the socially challenged....
Do not walk into a brothel and look a the lineup and say "Is that all ya got?" It is considered very rude and disrespectful. Be mindful that we are not objects, we are human beings, not a bushel of corn. If you insult the ladies, the one you choose will charge you more money for less service. Its called an "Asshole Tax" and you don't want to have to pay it, so be considerate.
Do not point at a lady in lineup and say "I'll take that one" BEFORE we have had a chance to introduce ourselves. We understand that sometimes you immediately know who you want to negotiate with however it is just plain good manners to allow us a chance to introduce ourselves first. This also gives you the opportunity to learn the name of the lady you would like to see so you can say "I would like to speak to Sally" instead of "I'll take that one".
Ladies, please feel free to add to this.
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Madison,
I completely agree with the premis of this thread, but I have to ask. Why do you bring such hatred and venom to it? You could have broached the subject with true education value, but instead it's another rant against previous customers who have pissed you off! I just don't get it...
Am I the only person who feels this way about this? Am I missing her humor here?
I think Madison has a lot to offer this board, but often question how she goes about it. Seems to me she's only positive when she's promoting a co worker which is awesome. I just wish she could be positive about her profession and clients.
Again, I ask in all honesty am I missing the punch line?
You are for sure not the only one. Madison is consistently angry and antagonistic. I really struggle to understand why she continues to come to the board...she never has anything but negativism to contribute.
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Do not ask them to bend over to check their butts out , as You are not a Doctor .
Awww c'mon that's part of the fun of negotiations... whoops I dropped ten dollars ... can you pick that up for me sweetie??? .... ;D ;D (http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/dirtbox/pics/muttley.gif)
Do not ask for the cheapest one as this is Not a Used Car Lot ..And NEVER ask which one has the fewest Miles on Her. As They will all get together and Beat The Hell out of You .. TY
LOL >...<
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i hate it when the guys from out of the country look at the girls for like 10minutes smoking there cigars,then ask me for more..what i miss....
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I must be a real asshole! ;)
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Well maybe it was a day of assholes at the KK and she was bugged. And rightfully so. MG, I didn't think your post was that negative or nasty, and I thought you made a good point. .02.
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It's amazing to me how guys bring so much negativity to this board about all kinds of subjects, but as soon as a working girl vents about something, she looks bitter, mean, and negative for the rest of her duration on this board. It's almost like we can't be truthful or real on here.
There's always a better way of saying things, and maybe Madison didn't quite say them the right way, but WHAT she is saying is completely agreeable with me and I stand by her original post :)
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For the newbies and the socially challenged....
Do not walk into a brothel and look a the lineup and say "Is that all ya got?" It is considered very rude and disrespectful. Be mindful that we are not objects, we are human beings, not a bushel of corn. If you insult the ladies, the one you choose will charge you more money for less service. Its called an "Asshole Tax" and you don't want to have to pay it, so be considerate.
Do not point at a lady in lineup and say "I'll take that one" BEFORE we have had a chance to introduce ourselves. We understand that sometimes you immediately know who you want to negotiate with however it is just plain good manners to allow us a chance to introduce ourselves first. This also gives you the opportunity to learn the name of the lady you would like to see so you can say "I would like to speak to Sally" instead of "I'll take that one".
Ladies, please feel free to add to this.
Did I hear my name? {socially challenged}
You mean I can't say "I'll take that one, don't bother to wrap it, I'll eat it just the way it is"?
I'll bet the woman who is being chosen doesn't mind you pointing and saying I'll take that one. Only the women who were not picked. Besides it's hard to remember all the names with those lineups and a feller kinda gets tongue tied when standing in from of all those beautiful wimmens.
I don't think I've ever said "is that all ya got" but I have asked if there's any more women available?
Hey Madison, you have to understand that with brothel prices being so high and a feller spending somtimes as much as a whole week's worth of wrok for a one hour party, he has every right to ask if any other ladies are available.
btw: I think working women who ask outrageous prices right off the bat just to see if they can catch a naive customer are being rude and do not deserve a brothel patron's business.
I think women who would rather sit on the couch with their girl friends are being rude and do not deserve a brothel patron's business.
I think women who hang around just long enough to mooch a free drink and then head right back over to their friends on the couch are being rude and don't seserve a brothel patron's business.
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I am Not a Lady But remember these are Ladies with feelings.. Do not check their teeth as if You were buying a Horse . Do not ask them to bend over to check their butts out , as You are not a Doctor . Do not ask for the cheapest one as this is Not a Used Car Lot ..And NEVER ask which one has the fewest Miles on Her. As They will all get together and Beat The Hell out of You .. TY
But what if I want to check their "best used by date"? I think some mongers look at the ladies like they would grocery store items or objects, a bushel of corn was mentioned, and I can see that point of view. When you pick from a lineup, you are only picking what "looks" good to you, right? Do you pick the freshest looking head of lettuce at a grocer? The answer is yes. That is why some produce workers at the grocers peel off the old wilted outer layers of the lettuce and put them back on the shelf, the older heads of lettuce being smaller in size, which has nothing to do with LPIN or the ladies but just something for you to think about. Tomatoes and bananas are like some ladies. Green, ripe, and overripe. Talk about shelf life. Meat and fish might start to smell bad as they age.
Web site pictures that are old. Would it be wrong to say "You look nothing like your pictures" even though you want to say something more like that it seems like those pictures were taken 10 years and 20 pounds ago when you actually get to see her in person? It's like those burgers advertised at fast food places. When I order one it never looks like the ones they have pictures of. Just joking around here having fun. Don't take any of this seriously.
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LOL... A friend went to the CR for the first time late one night and was presented with a three girl lineup... He asked (in all his drunken innocence) "Is that all you got?" and was
asked TOLD to leave. Couldent figure out what happened til I explained it to him a week or so later! ;D
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I didn't feel a particularly mean-spirited tone in the original post especially when compared to others I have read on this board, for that manner even in this thread. When you are frustrated you don't choose your words as carefully as you might.
While my level of experience certainly is not at the level of frequent posters here I have witnessed multiple occasions of a guy or more commonly a group of guys who just show up for a show of scantily-clad women for the price of a drink sometime they don't even buy the drink. Though it is the women's job to lineup and entice the guys I have been surprised at what the women have to put with. Those of us who deal with the public as part of our work all have experienced rude and insensitive customers. I am willing to put up with quite a bit but at some point enough is enough. Though I don't treat others with respect just to get something back I have found that polite behavior is usually rewarded.
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I realized that I didn't add anything that Madison asked.
Here are some of my brothel etiquette tips:
-If they are asking me a bunch of personal questions, that's almost a deal breaker. I don't want to tell most strangers what classes I have, what times I have them at, what school I go to, where in Carson I live, etc. I also don't want to talk too much about my personal life (everywhere I go, everything I do, my family, etc.) There has to be a line, and I have to keep some things private.
-I know guys get nervous, but when I'm spending pre-party and post-party time with them in the parlor, please look at me during the conversation. When they are looking around everywhere else but at me, and especially if they are checking out other girls, I get a little :o
-If they get mad if I don't email them or text them ASAP or 24/7....that's a major deal breaker. My work comes second to my schooling, which takes up a lot of time. My clients have to understand this, or it will not work.
-I know I'm young, but please don't bring me little girl toys. I don't do those kind of fantasy parties.
-HYGIENE. Please come showered, shaved/trimmed, and don't have funky breath :( Also, going to the dentist every six months should be a priority. I can smell cavities from a mile away....and we won't be doing any oral activities if that's the case.
but all in all, I'm pretty easy going. Just be nice and respectable, it gets you far!
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Here is a tip that i haave heard from some of the ladies to the Guys If you have $50 just come and enjoy drinks and conversation don't expect a party
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It's amazing to me how guys bring so much negativity to this board about all kinds of subjects, but as soon as a working girl vents about something, she looks bitter, mean, and negative for the rest of her duration on this board. It's almost like we can't be truthful or real on here.
There's always a better way of saying things, and maybe Madison didn't quite say them the right way, but WHAT she is saying is completely agreeable with me and I stand by her original post :)
I do want to respond to this...I really don't think anyone was bashing the concept...but Madison is consistently rather mean-spirited and confrontational in her posts, and the overwhelming majority are quite negative. So at least from my perspective, and I believe from the perspective of the early responders, it's not what she said ---of course we agree with the spirit. It is how she said it...and that, sadly, is par for the course.
I really don't get the vibe that ladies can't be truthful here...just maybe they could be as respectful in their tone as they would expect us to be!
XO
Goldie
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I can't understand why this concept is so hard to adhere by. All it is, is a date with a beautiful and most of the time a sophisticated mature female. The guy should always be a gentleman, and charming, just like real life. Now if and when that sense of entitlement comes in to play, because he is paying money for sex, that makes no sense, because in the real world, the gentleman always pays for the date anyway, whether it is the dinner bill or entertainment (movies, concerts, and so on) and so what is the difference? Serious question. Some people just have no common sense. Why would a guy treat them like merchandise, property or just stuff? Inanimate objects. What is wrong with people?
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Really, what ever happened to the customers rights, you really think if someone knows your made up name that will make a differnce if they choose you out of a line up, we are spending hard earned money to have a good time, young old doesn't have anytrhing to do with it, going to school, really who cares, . This is why I spend my time and money at the Shady and party with Sadie, who is so hot and down to earth, you never hear any negative comments from a real pro , just look at the ladies that have been sucsessful and try to learn from them
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Sorry about the school comment, everyone should get as much education as they can
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I have never understood the question "How old are you?" Why does is it matter what my age is? Maybe someone can explain that to me.
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It's amazing to me how guys bring so much negativity to this board about all kinds of subjects, but as soon as a working girl vents about something, she looks bitter, mean, and negative for the rest of her duration on this board. It's almost like we can't be truthful or real on here.
There's always a better way of saying things, and maybe Madison didn't quite say them the right way, but WHAT she is saying is completely agreeable with me and I stand by her original post :)
Ruby
I am always respectful to the ladies and always interested in opposing views but I have to say this. In most cases it is not what you say but how you say it. I do not have anything against Madison what so ever. I do agree with the above comments about her negativity. Don't put it on us if we respond with the same vibe that we receive.
In her defense I will say that without body language or variations in tone it is sometimes very difficult to read intent from the written word.
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Sidewinder" Asking "are there any other ladies' available?" is completely different than "is that all ya got?"
I am not negative - I am truthful and don't sugarcoat because I think you all are big boys and girls and can take honesty.
For those who behave rudely in a brothel, I suppose you miss the rolled eyes and stares we all give each other and the remarks made about those who talk this way, after they leave.
Those who read negativity into my posts are projecting their own negativity onto me. I know who and what I am and you can never convince me differently. (sense a knowing smile)
Ruby Rae, its like I told you in a PM, those who have animosity towards us project it onto us when we post, especially those of us who aren't fake and phoney and express ourselves truthfully, honestly and with diginity. No one can ever take that away. :)
When they start attacking, you know you got them. (wink)
Madison
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I have never understood the question "How old are you?" Why does is it matter what my age is? Maybe someone can explain that to me.
And I never understood the question every working girl ask, "What do you do for a living".
Why should it matter what I do for a living, that is unless working girls are trying to size the men up to determine what they could afford to pay.
BTW: Age never meant anything to me. Of course I happen to think women don't start to hit their prime until they are at least 40.
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Sidewinder, I have long known that a lot of men resent that question yet when I meet a man in the square world, its one of the top 3 questions they ask me! I think its called small talk and its a way to try to find common ground for conversation.
Besides, you already know what we do for a living... LOL
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Sidewinder, I have long known that a lot of men resent that question yet when I meet a man in the square world, its one of the top 3 questions they ask me! I think its called small talk and its a way to try to find common ground for conversation.
Besides, you already know what we do for a living... LOL
I don't mind it in the Square world but I did when I was going to the brothels. Perhaps because I knew if was often more then just making conversation or small talk.
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In the brothel, its important that there is a connection between the potential client and working lady. Small talk is how you form a connection.
I usually ask "What industry are you in?" that way they can say Healthcare instead of that they are an Orthopaedic Surgeon. While I respect privacy, it is important to form some sort of connection with the customer.
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I realized that I didn't add anything that Madison asked.
Here are some of my brothel etiquette tips:
-If they are asking me a bunch of personal questions, that's almost a deal breaker. I don't want to tell most strangers what classes I have, what times I have them at, what school I go to, where in Carson I live, etc. I also don't want to talk too much about my personal life (everywhere I go, everything I do, my family, etc.) There has to be a line, and I have to keep some things private.
Ruby, would you at least give one warning in this situation? I think an LPIN veteran would know not to ask those things, but a lot of your clientele seems to be newbies. They're probably used to asking those kinds of questions when meeting women to break the ice and get to know each other, and don't realize they're inappropriate in a brothel. I think they would definitely deserve the boot if they kept it up after a warning.
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I realized that I didn't add anything that Madison asked.
Here are some of my brothel etiquette tips:
-If they are asking me a bunch of personal questions, that's almost a deal breaker. I don't want to tell most strangers what classes I have, what times I have them at, what school I go to, where in Carson I live, etc. I also don't want to talk too much about my personal life (everywhere I go, everything I do, my family, etc.) There has to be a line, and I have to keep some things private.
Ruby, would you at least give one warning in this situation? I think an LPIN veteran would know not to ask those things, but a lot of your clientele seems to be newbies. They're probably used to asking those kinds of questions when meeting women to break the ice and get to know each other, and don't realize they're inappropriate in a brothel. I think they would definitely deserve the boot if they kept it up after a warning.
Of course. That's why it's an almost deal breaker :D I share a lot more without being pressured to do so.
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Ruby, next time a client asks those kinds of questions, you can always counter with "so what's your wife's name? How many children do you have? What are their names? Where do they go to school/work? When is your anniversary? Which street do you live? What does your wife do for a living? Where does she work?"
Ask one of those questions for each question they ask you - they will get the hint if not consciously then subconciously and most likely won't continue in that line of questioning. :)
Countering rude questions with a question along the same line is a good technique. Whenever anyone has ever asked in a condescending tone "So....how long have you been doing this?" I answer "Not long. How long ave you beeing doing this?" Every single time it takes them by surprise. This way you have set a boundary with them, called them out and still can save the situation so its not a total dealbreaker.
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Excuse the typo above, I wasn't suggesting you put on a fake French accent by asking
"How long ave you beeing doing this?"
LOL
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Piece of cake:
So what's your wife's name?
Don't have one. She Died.
How many children do you have?
1
What are their names?
Andrew
Where do they go to school/work?
He goes to a public school in Michigan
When is your anniversary?
Wedding: August 19 Death: April 12
Which street do you live?
Flint street
What does your wife do for a living?
Decompose, stink.
Where does she work?"
She's kinda a stay-at-casket person
Ahhh... Life's an open book, huh?
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Countering rude questions with a question along the same line is a good technique. Whenever anyone has ever asked in a condescending tone "So....how long have you been doing this?" I answer "Not long. How long ave you beeing doing this?" Every single time it takes them by surprise. This way you have set a boundary with them, called them out and still can save the situation so its not a total dealbreaker.
This is a good technique for making small talk that establishes the connection between working lady and potential client?
It really seems like trading and escalating rude questions would more likely create an undercurrent of dislike, disrespect, and antagonism. Which doesn't really lead to a connection conducive to good sex.
The working lady is the one who for sure would know and respect brothel etiquette. Like someone pointed out, newbies are often nervous, and really would probably reasonably fall back on some of those "old standard" small talk lines. Even an experienced customer might not realize what's good etiquette and what's not, just like many good people don't know what to do with a 16 piece silverware service if they are never taught. I mean, if you tell me you are a student, I think I would assume it was OK to ask what you were studying. If you truly want to try and establish a positive connection with someone who is asking the wrong questions, consider gently pointing out that some things are off limits. Then if the questions continue, walk away. If they don't, then you are in good shape!
Promoting an exchange of rude questions serves no useful purpose. If the customer is naive and doesn't know what you are doing, it's just disingenuous on your part and humiliating on his. If he does know what you are doing it creates an undercurrent of sarcasm. Neither option can really go very far in establishing that connection that was supposed to have been the reason for the conversation in the first place.
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Countering rude questions with a question along the same line is a good technique. Whenever anyone has ever asked in a condescending tone "So....how long have you been doing this?" I answer "Not long. How long ave you beeing doing this?" Every single time it takes them by surprise. This way you have set a boundary with them, called them out and still can save the situation so its not a total dealbreaker.
This is a good technique for making small talk that establishes the connection between working lady and potential client?
It really seems like trading and escalating rude questions would more likely create an undercurrent of dislike, disrespect, and antagonism. Which doesn't really lead to a connection conducive to good sex.
The working lady is the one who for sure would know and respect brothel etiquette. Like someone pointed out, newbies are often nervous, and really would probably reasonably fall back on some of those "old standard" small talk lines. Even an experienced customer might not realize what's good etiquette and what's not, just like many good people don't know what to do with a 16 piece silverware service if they are never taught. I mean, if you tell me you are a student, I think I would assume it was OK to ask what you were studying. If you truly want to try and establish a positive connection with someone who is asking the wrong questions, consider gently pointing out that some things are off limits. Then if the questions continue, walk away. If they don't, then you are in good shape!
Promoting an exchange of rude questions serves no useful purpose. If the customer is naive and doesn't know what you are doing, it's just disingenuous on your part and humiliating on his. If he does know what you are doing it creates an undercurrent of sarcasm. Neither option can really go very far in establishing that connection that was supposed to have been the reason for the conversation in the first place.
Stop projecting negativity on people!.....lol
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Goldie makes some great points.
Another method that works well is introducing some humor into the conversation to lighten up the mood.
Another thing to remember, some of these brothel-going dudes are social retards. They have absolutely NO GAME with ladies outside of the brothel. So they are pretty ignorant of what may be acceptable or not during initial encounters. It's sometimes a primary reason why they are in the brothel in the first place.
My point is, instead of getting all pissy about it, make some shyt up and have fun with it!
Some examples:
So what’s your real name?
Marilyn, Marilyn Monroe
How many kids do you have?
27, I like to fuck a lot.
Where do you live outside of the ranch?
I have a cardboard box in the back
What are some of the names of your kids?
Eenie, Meenie, Miny and Moe.
Where do they go to school?
They were all inducted into Mensa at the age of 2. They all went straight to college after that.
Are you married?
Yes, his name is Fred, Fred Flintstone. He makes my Bed Rock.
Have you ever had an STD?
No, but you can probably find you a lady on the street corner in Tijuana if you’re looking for one.
What kind of car do you drive?
I don’t drive, my boobs get in the way.
What’s your favorite position?
I like putting on a big meaty kong-dong strap-on and doing a guy from behind.
What is your favorite perfume?
That’s not perfume. I just farted.
Are your boobs real?
Yeah, "real" big.
How much did your boob job cost you?
More than your car, but less than your mortgage.
How old are you?
127
Wow, that’s old! No really, how old?
Ok ok… I lied. I’m 12.
No seriously, how old?
I’m old enough to fuck legally.
Can you quote prices in the bar?
Yes, a beer is $4.00 and a shot of whiskey is $6.00
What do you do for fun outside of the brothel?
I build crafts made from the pelts of Persian kittens.
What’s your favorite food?
Persian kittens
Would you like to see me outside of the brothel?
Yes. Take a number. I’ve got the year 2050 open.
How much money do you make in a year?
$2.58, but I have to split it with the house.
Where do you shop at?
In Australia. There’s this cute little boutique named “Sydney’s Downunderwear”
Do you work out?
Yes, but I get paid to.
Etc… etc… etc…
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Lol, cookiemonster :) Is it ok if I use some of those answers?
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Lol, cookiemonster :) Is it ok if I use some of those answers?
Absolutely. :D I get 5 cents "usage fee" off my total party package for each occurrence. Only the funny ones though. I would not use any of them if they happen to be true though. :o
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Piece of cake:
So what's your wife's name?
Don't have one. She Died.
How many children do you have?
1
What are their names?
Andrew
Where do they go to school/work?
He goes to a public school in Michigan
When is your anniversary?
Wedding: August 19 Death: April 12
Which street do you live?
Flint street
What does your wife do for a living?
Decompose, stink.
Where does she work?"
She's kinda a stay-at-casket person
Ahhh... Life's an open book, huh?
You really took the life outt of this subjectt.
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Let the record show that in no way was I trying to say that I mind telling clients what my major is or what field I'm studying. I get hesitant about answering questions when clients ask me, "Where do you go to school?" and then follow it up with, "What classes are you taking?" and then even, "What time do you get out of so and so class?"
I'm local, and 90% of my clients know this, new or not. To ask me those kind of questions (which has happened before) gives me the vibe that they may be looking to say hello to me outside of class or something. That's most likely just me being paranoid, though.
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It is most likely NOT being paranoid. You never know about people. Even people you think you know.
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It is most likely NOT being paranoid. You never know about people. Even people you think you know.
scary
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It is most likely NOT being paranoid. You never know about people. Even people you think you know.
scary
Who me? Naah....i am as sweet as a teddy bear once you get to know me. :)
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I have never understood the question "How old are you?" Why does is it matter what my age is? Maybe someone can explain that to me.
And I never understood the question every working girl ask, "What do you do for a living".
Why should it matter what I do for a living, that is unless working girls are trying to size the men up to determine what they could afford to pay.
BTW: Age never meant anything to me. Of course I happen to think women don't start to hit their prime until they are at least 40.
If she asks me, what I do for a living, I always take it to mean that she is interested in me as a person, and who I am, and perhaps if she knows that you aren't a high roller type, she'll give you a better deal. I like that she takes in interest in who I am, and what I am about. As for age, all I can say is "different strokes, for different folks" It all varies and depends on who's who.
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I have never understood the question "How old are you?" Why does is it matter what my age is? Maybe someone can explain that to me.
And I never understood the question every working girl ask, "What do you do for a living".
Why should it matter what I do for a living, that is unless working girls are trying to size the men up to determine what they could afford to pay.
BTW: Age never meant anything to me. Of course I happen to think women don't start to hit their prime until they are at least 40.
If she asks me, what I do for a living, I always take it to mean that she is interested in me as a person, and who I am, and perhaps if she knows that you aren't a high roller type, she'll give you a better deal. I like that she takes in interest in who I am, and what I am about. As for age, all I can say is "different strokes, for different folks" It all varies and depends on who's who.
The two coolest ladies that I have partied with never did ask me what I did for a living. Hmmmm.
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If she asks me, what I do for a living, I always take it to mean that she is interested in me as a person, and who I am
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Exactly!! Finding common points of interest can be difficult at times. Getting a general sense of a person can take a little prodding. ESPECIALLY if either of you is nervous! Even if you aren't nervous, finding a connection takes some time (not always but sometimes). Talking is usually involved. (Okay obviously this excludes body chemistry...a body knows what a body wants!)
With that in mind, lighten up. Some folks need to get to know you a little better before they have fun in the sheets. Not everyone is out to get you. (This should be applied to working ladies AND the customers!)
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When a working girl asks what you do for a living....it means what is your income.
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C. M.
Thats funny. I like most of this. Even though they R examples, U was walking a very thin line on 1 of the quest and Answ w/ the un - der age..... but came back real quick with a "" I’m old enough to fuck legally. ""
Goldie makes some great points.
Another method that works well is introducing some humor into the conversation to lighten up the mood.
Another thing to remember, some of these brothel-going dudes are social retards. They have absolutely NO GAME with ladies outside of the brothel. So they are pretty ignorant of what may be acceptable or not during initial encounters. It's sometimes a primary reason why they are in the brothel in the first place.
My point is, instead of getting all pissy about it, make some shyt up and have fun with it!
Some examples:
So what’s your real name?
Marilyn, Marilyn Monroe
How many kids do you have?
27, I like to fuck a lot.
Where do you live outside of the ranch?
I have a cardboard box in the back
What are some of the names of your kids?
Eenie, Meenie, Miny and Moe.
Where do they go to school?
They were all inducted into Mensa at the age of 2. They all went straight to college after that.
Are you married?
Yes, his name is Fred, Fred Flintstone. He makes my Bed Rock.
Have you ever had an STD?
No, but you can probably find you a lady on the street corner in Tijuana if you’re looking for one.
What kind of car do you drive?
I don’t drive, my boobs get in the way.
What’s your favorite position?
I like putting on a big meaty kong-dong strap-on and doing a guy from behind.
What is your favorite perfume?
That’s not perfume. I just farted.
Are your boobs real?
Yeah, "real" big.
How much did your boob job cost you?
More than your car, but less than your mortgage.
How old are you?
127
Wow, that’s old! No really, how old?
Ok ok… I lied. I’m ____
No seriously, how old?
I’m old enough to fuck legally.
Can you quote prices in the bar?
Yes, a beer is $4.00 and a shot of whiskey is $6.00
What do you do for fun outside of the brothel?
I build crafts made from the pelts of Persian kittens.
What’s your favorite food?
Persian kittens
Would you like to see me outside of the brothel?
Yes. Take a number. I’ve got the year 2050 open.
How much money do you make in a year?
$2.58, but I have to split it with the house.
Where do you shop at?
In Australia. There’s this cute little boutique named “Sydney’s Downunderwear”
Do you work out?
Yes, but I get paid to.
Etc… etc… etc…
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the age.... Remmember what happen 2 Dave B. of OBR.
dont want them coming 2 your place & raid your computer like they did his home.
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when the Lady asks what i do for a living i have learned to lie... it freaks them out when i explain that i spend 4 to 6 hours a day wearing a 2 and a half foot plastic glove on my left arm, with that arm up a cows arse, inseminating them...
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when the Lady asks what i do for a living i have learned to lie... it freaks them out when i explain that i spend 4 to 6 hours a day wearing a 2 and a half foot plastic glove on my left arm, with that arm up a cows arse, inseminating them...
Not sure but you could have a worse job, like obtaining the semen from the bull! :-*
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when the Lady asks what i do for a living i have learned to lie... it freaks them out when i explain that i spend 4 to 6 hours a day wearing a 2 and a half foot plastic glove on my left arm, with that arm up a cows arse, inseminating them...
Not sure but you could have a worse job, like obtaining the semen from the bull! :-*
Yeah, and if you were the bull's first, he might fall in love with you.
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when the Lady asks what i do for a living i have learned to lie... it freaks them out when i explain that i spend 4 to 6 hours a day wearing a 2 and a half foot plastic glove on my left arm, with that arm up a cows arse, inseminating them...
LOL! I actually had a man that really did that for a living! ;D I enjoyed him very much. ;)
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In which case the polite thing would be for him to lie about what he does for a living. LOL
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I have never understood the question "How old are you?" Why does is it matter what my age is? Maybe someone can explain that to me.
And I never understood the question every working girl ask, "What do you do for a living".
Why should it matter what I do for a living, that is unless working girls are trying to size the men up to determine what they could afford to pay.
BTW: Age never meant anything to me. Of course I happen to think women don't start to hit their prime until they are at least 40.
If she asks me, what I do for a living, I always take it to mean that she is interested in me as a person, and who I am, and perhaps if she knows that you aren't a high roller type, she'll give you a better deal. I like that she takes in interest in who I am, and what I am about. As for age, all I can say is "different strokes, for different folks" It all varies and depends on who's who.
The two coolest ladies that I have partied with never did ask me what I did for a living. Hmmmm.
Would you mind giving up who they were, and where at?
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During the line up is it okay to take 10 minutes to make a selection? Is that too long? If you are not successful with negotiations can you do another line up?
Is it okay to ask the ladies to turn around during the line up and bend over so I can see their butt?
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I have never understood the question "How old are you?" Why does is it matter what my age is? Maybe someone can explain that to me.
And I never understood the question every working girl ask, "What do you do for a living".
Why should it matter what I do for a living, that is unless working girls are trying to size the men up to determine what they could afford to pay.
BTW: Age never meant anything to me. Of course I happen to think women don't start to hit their prime until they are at least 40.
If she asks me, what I do for a living, I always take it to mean that she is interested in me as a person, and who I am, and perhaps if she knows that you aren't a high roller type, she'll give you a better deal. I like that she takes in interest in who I am, and what I am about. As for age, all I can say is "different strokes, for different folks" It all varies and depends on who's who.
The two coolest ladies that I have partied with never did ask me what I did for a living. Hmmmm.
Would you mind giving up who they were, and where at?
Not at all.
LadyAries at Sheris Ranch
Dahlia at the Chicken Ranch
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Actually I was asking Sidewinder that question, however thank you anyway. I know who you're talking about. They are awesome.