I wish that we could buy our own mini hotel with around 25-30 rooms, include a mini-bar in the rooms, A pool, a jacuzzi, racquetball, General conference/Banquet area, Full shared kitchen, French and Latina maids (possibly with benefits-ymmv), and a group chef that is active during our gatherings. We only pay a semi-annual "Club" fee (around $2000 total a year) for the place and taxes. Then pay for separate food /maintenance/cleaning costs which is cheaper in the long run, and make it close enough to the casinos and far enough to the brothels to make a decerning gentleman think before visiting.
Once that sucker ( or your individual room is paid off), and the common areas are nicely appointed, it becomes like a time-share or a condo and the annual fee goes down to taxes and maint for those that have paid up to a certain amount. If you want your room to be upgraded, then upgrade your own damn room, sell it like a time-share or condo. It's yours.
We could call it the KSF condo and I think dudes would be beating down the doors to become a club member!
I would be happy to pay $2000 a year for 10 years to get that kind of place, along with a fee for onsite services whenever I (or a friend that I rent it out to) visited and common areas maintenance costs.
Sum rough Math:
$2000 x 10 years = $20,000 invested
$20,000 x 20 rooms = $400,000, $20,000 x 30 rooms =$600,000 = more than enough to pay taxes and mortgage.
After you've paid off your room, Annual maintenance of say $1000 a year times 20 rooms is enough for taxes and common areas maintenance. 30 rooms is even more. If ya want to share it out to someone, then rent out your room for $500 a week (or more) to recapture your investment and fees.
The caretaker / attendent would live there gratis 24/7
Changes/additions/services to common areas would be subject to 2/3 majority vote.
eh... it's just a dream.
