Relentless man with a coke can thick dick.

[LadyAries]

Emails sent from beginning to end.. Telling me about his big dick. I say, sure come in... Everyone says they have a big one..  then again warning me.. So I had him send a pic.  His GF contacts me to warn me but she wants the pressure off of her.  She said he has never fully has been inside a woman.  It hurts her. She sends a photo of herself.  She's a bigger sized woman. Now, after doing research (thru porn). It appears NO WOMAN can take a 12 inch dick 4 inches thick across.  So I kindly decline saying "I am sorry I can't help you".  So he gets aggressive and is persistent.  I explained that I wouldn't want to injure myself and take myself off the floor for a few days afterwards.  He is still pushing the selfish side and saying that I wouldn't have to take myself off the floor if I saw him on my last day.  I explain that the 1st, 3rd, 7th day of my shift I still do not want to be injured!!!!! What part do you not understand?  Still not "getting it".  Why me?  I'm 5ft tall.. How deep do u think I am??  I told him to find a bigger girl.  Then he said he really wanted an "overnight". Pfft!!!!  Would never happen, like I would want that fucking me all night??  Now he wants me to help him find someone.  Really?  Do I go around measuring the depths of women's vaginas? 

I understand that it must be frustrating when it is too big.  So big, he can't get a proper BJ.. But I'm not here to ruin my body.  Once again, not ALL money is good money. Anyone with a wide gaping vagina and is pretty and petite, send me your info. 

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Sounds like what he really needs to do asuming that he really wants to
have pleasurable intercourse and isn't really a sadist that just wants
to inflict pain on women, (which it almost sounds like he is), then he should
go in for penis reduction surgery, if there is such a thing.

[pitasandwichpimp]

Emails sent from beginning to end.. Telling me about his big dick. I say, sure come in... Everyone says they have a big one..  then again warning me.. So I had him send a pic.  His GF contacts me to warn me but she wants the pressure off of her.  She said he has never fully has been inside a woman.  It hurts her. She sends a photo of herself.  She's a bigger sized woman. Now, after doing research (thru porn). It appears NO WOMAN can take a 12 inch dick 4 inches thick across.  So I kindly decline saying "I am sorry I can't help you".  So he gets aggressive and is persistent.  I explained that I wouldn't want to injure myself and take myself off the floor for a few days afterwards.  He is still pushing the selfish side and saying that I wouldn't have to take myself off the floor if I saw him on my last day.  I explain that the 1st, 3rd, 7th day of my shift I still do not want to be injured!!!!! What part do you not understand?  Still not "getting it".  Why me?  I'm 5ft tall.. How deep do u think I am??  I told him to find a bigger girl.  Then he said he really wanted an "overnight". Pfft!!!!  Would never happen, like I would want that fucking me all night??  Now he wants me to help him find someone.  Really?  Do I go around measuring the depths of women's vaginas? 

I understand that it must be frustrating when it is too big.  So big, he can't get a proper BJ.. But I'm not here to ruin my body.  Once again, not ALL money is good money. Anyone with a wide gaping vagina and is pretty and petite, send me your info.

If he and I average out penises maybe it would be more normal

(12 +3 = 15)/2 = 7.5" long
(4 + .5 = 4.5")/2 = 2.25" wide.

I wish I had a bigger dick y'all

[Ewysiwg]

OMG I pity the poor girl who lost her virginity to that dude! 

 I saw the Pam Anderson sex tape...

[crimson]

So first lets address what women mostly want.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/the-authentic-womens-penis-size-preference-chart

Real sizes
http://imgur.com/r/bigdickproblems/bsNrs1u

how to figure out where YOU rank: (change X at the end to your measurement)
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=mean%3D5.75%2C+standard+deviation+%3D+0.828%2C+x%3D7.0
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=mean%3D4.67%2C+standard+deviation+%3D+0.54%2C+x%3D6.0

Now I'll admit curiosity as to how he proved his size to Lady Aries.  Especially given photoshop and camera tricks.  Frankly the best advice you can give to that guy is to point him to an established porn studio.  He would make a killing with a pecker that size.

[Nelspot]

For the life of me, I can't imagine a guy with one that size, I really can't (nor do I want to).  I really think you did the right thing, turning him down.

But, correct me if I'm wrong, doesn't the vagina also double as the birth canal? I only mention this because, if given enough time and stretching, it could work, couldn't it?  I'm not advising it, or rooting you on or anything, I'm just saying if done properly, it should work, I would think.  Just wondering.

I feel sorry for the poor bastard, though.  Hope he can find somebody to accommodate him.  Every man's dream, but be careful what you wish for . . .

[LadyAries]

Yes does stretch but why would I want to do that? Look up 12 inch cock anywhere in porn. It never fits all the way in.  This is what he wanted. To fit all the way in.  Not 1/2 way in as he and his GF told me.

[Tapper]

Well then the only option that is left is to call in an expert with prior experience in fixing these matters:   

[bungalow bill]

It's well known among sex pros.....guys with HUGE Dix are a pain the ass....as well as the pussy!  Just too fuckin much dick!  I've never met a woman who likes the feeling of the head of a dick SLAMMING into her cervix.  It just ain't good.  You know what you call a dude with an eleven inch cock?  A hand job enthusiast!   

[the dark passenger]

I wouldn't say I'm huge, but I'm adequate. A few women I've been with had issues with my size (poking the cervix and through what felt like another hole in the back, etc). One could only handle missionary with me, but toughed through it to do cowgirl.  She absolutely couldn't handle doggie style. Another woman (who wasn't a virgin) I could feel her vagina split open like a slow tear the first time I entered her. She was in pain the first few times but adjusted as our relationship progressed.

There are a lot of variables considering penis size, vaginal depth, and angles of sex. Obviously a coke can in girth will be difficult for most women to handle.

[SIDEWINDER]

Emails sent from beginning to end.. Telling me about his big dick. I say, sure come in... Everyone says they have a big one..  then again warning me.. So I had him send a pic.  His GF contacts me to warn me but she wants the pressure off of her.  She said he has never fully has been inside a woman.  It hurts her. She sends a photo of herself.  She's a bigger sized woman. Now, after doing research (thru porn). It appears NO WOMAN can take a 12 inch dick 4 inches thick across.  So I kindly decline saying "I am sorry I can't help you".  So he gets aggressive and is persistent.  I explained that I wouldn't want to injure myself and take myself off the floor for a few days afterwards.  He is still pushing the selfish side and saying that I wouldn't have to take myself off the floor if I saw him on my last day.  I explain that the 1st, 3rd, 7th day of my shift I still do not want to be injured!!!!! What part do you not understand?  Still not "getting it".  Why me?  I'm 5ft tall.. How deep do u think I am??  I told him to find a bigger girl.  Then he said he really wanted an "overnight". Pfft!!!!  Would never happen, like I would want that fucking me all night??  Now he wants me to help him find someone.  Really?  Do I go around measuring the depths of women's vaginas? 

I understand that it must be frustrating when it is too big.  So big, he can't get a proper BJ.. But I'm not here to ruin my body.  Once again, not ALL money is good money. Anyone with a wide gaping vagina and is pretty and petite, send me your info.

I guess next time someone tells you they have a big dick, you won't be so fast to see dollar signs and tell them to come in.

Hey, why don't you tell him to call hof and see if hof can fix him up with a woman?

[SIDEWINDER]

Emails sent from beginning to end.. Telling me about his big dick. I say, sure come in... Everyone says they have a big one..  then again warning me.. So I had him send a pic.  His GF contacts me to warn me but she wants the pressure off of her.  She said he has never fully has been inside a woman.  It hurts her. She sends a photo of herself.  She's a bigger sized woman. Now, after doing research (thru porn). It appears NO WOMAN can take a 12 inch dick 4 inches thick across.  So I kindly decline saying "I am sorry I can't help you".  So he gets aggressive and is persistent.  I explained that I wouldn't want to injure myself and take myself off the floor for a few days afterwards.  He is still pushing the selfish side and saying that I wouldn't have to take myself off the floor if I saw him on my last day.  I explain that the 1st, 3rd, 7th day of my shift I still do not want to be injured!!!!! What part do you not understand?  Still not "getting it".  Why me?  I'm 5ft tall.. How deep do u think I am??  I told him to find a bigger girl.  Then he said he really wanted an "overnight". Pfft!!!!  Would never happen, like I would want that fucking me all night??  Now he wants me to help him find someone.  Really?  Do I go around measuring the depths of women's vaginas? 

I understand that it must be frustrating when it is too big.  So big, he can't get a proper BJ.. But I'm not here to ruin my body.  Once again, not ALL money is good money. Anyone with a wide gaping vagina and is pretty and petite, send me your info.

I guess next time someone tells you they have a big dick, you won't be so fast to see dollar signs and tell them to come in.

Hey, why don't you tell him to call hof and see if hof can fix him up with a woman?

Or have him post his dilemma on the Bunnyboard and see if any of the woman over there would be willing to take on such a big job.

[frankiethechin]

I'm sure that somewhere some woman would be willing to charge him $1000 per cubic inch and also an upcharge for larger condoms as well.

[ice-storm]

[LadyAries]

I'm sure that somewhere some woman would be willing to charge him $1000 per cubic inch and also an upcharge for larger condoms as well.

No money is worth it.  He couldn't pay what I 1st quoted. Like I said relentless to STILL try and see me. Pffft. No means No.  There are no non latex condoms that fit that size. At least not that I have ever found.