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SGT_Wilk

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New Game
« on: March 22, 2013, 05:00:22 AM »
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OK, I hate flying so I try to take my mind off of it when I have to...during a flight yesterday, I thought of what I hope is a new game.

How creative are you at coming up with new ways to say "Masturbation"?

Bonus points for the use of historical figures..to vote, use the up/down arrows for the post.

I'll start:  Making a withdrawal from the spank bank
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Ewysiwg

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Re: New Game
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2013, 05:54:55 AM »
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Male: Polishing the staff of St. Peter
Female: Clicking my mouse
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LadyAries

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Re: New Game
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2013, 06:28:51 AM »
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Celebration - female
Pulled pork sandwich -male
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SGT_Wilk

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Re: New Game
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2013, 10:01:37 AM »
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Courtesy of my driver in 1988;

".Gormley, what the fuck are you doing down there?"

"Just puking the weasel, sergeant!"
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CookieMonster

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Re: New Game
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2013, 10:23:45 AM »
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Pounding the pud.

Punching the clown.

Yanking the crank.

Screwing Palmela Handerson

Spending quality time with Miss Michigan

Strangling the snake

Spanking the sausage

Caressing the cobra

Whackin' the wiener

Diddling the dong

Harrassing the HotDog

Taming the tube
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Re: New Game
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2013, 10:30:03 AM »
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Manual Override

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Big888

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Re: New Game
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2013, 10:46:46 AM »
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Shining the salami
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pitasandwichpimp

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Re: New Game
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2013, 10:47:23 AM »
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Quote from: CookieMonster on March 22, 2013, 10:23:45 AM
Pounding the pud.

Punching the clown.

Yanking the crank.

Screwing Palmela Handerson

Spending quality time with Miss Michigan

Strangling the snake

Spanking the sausage

Caressing the cobra

Whackin' the wiener

Diddling the dong

Harrassing the HotDog

Taming the tube

How's that other board going ya wanker
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SGT_Wilk

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Re: New Game
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2013, 02:20:08 PM »
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Launching the crotch rocket
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SweetStaciLRS

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Re: New Game
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2013, 05:38:14 PM »
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Plug in and tune out
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Ally Sparks

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Re: New Game
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2013, 12:01:42 AM »
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Making the kitty purr
Getting Honey from the bee hive (Maybe I am obsessed with honey, Aries)
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vanessalondon

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Re: New Game
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2013, 08:06:59 AM »
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HAHHAHA YOU MUST BE HORNY
mine would be
*spanking the snake
*beating the meat
*touching the jack in the box
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Offline Prospector Bob

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Re: New Game
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2013, 09:01:01 PM »
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Throttling the Bishop

Polishing the Knob

Choking the Chicken

Tube Steak Boogie
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Ally Sparks

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Re: New Game
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2013, 04:24:04 PM »
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"Feeding the Honey Badger" ;D
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