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Toured many miles in the last couple months, and capped it off with a quick Nevada tour. I partied 5 times with 4 ladies at 3 brothels. I logged over 5,400 miles in a huge ass circle! Lol I was fortunate enough to party with Jade Capri, Jada Bailey, Honey, and Helena. All very nice ladies that I'm sure you would have fun partying with. I'll report a little synopsis on each lady, so I don't get too wordy.
Jade Capri x 2 – It's always a fact with me, that this is one of the sweetest ladies I've met in any walk of my life! I always have fun catching up on things with her, a hug, some laughter, and then some fun! There's two ladies now that I don't even have to think about negotiations we've partied so many times together. Absolute highlights on my trips! Jade just says, “what you want to do to me?” I melt! That booty is “World Class,” as my buddy Max says! If there's something you want to try or do, just talk to Jade. There's not an easier person in LPIN to talk to about sex. She's very open, and I've not ever crossed any limitations with this fine lady. Maybe I'm just vanilla? Lol Treat yourselves and contact Jade today! I cannot wait to see her again, hopefully soon!
Jada Bailey – This was my first trip to the Desert Club, and I was not disappointed! The house was nice and cozy. You feel like you're sitting in a living room chatting with friends, it's so laid back. Dyana Dyamonds was a very gracious Host/Madam. Now Jada, I met a few years ago at Dovetail, then ran into her at ACH last year. Always very nice to me. I'm glad we got the chance to party. Very nice statuesque lady! Very nice microphone skills, and various sexual positions. Those of you wanting to have a nice time with a nice lady will enjoy, Jada!
Honey – Was nice to do some catching up with Peter. Very good guy, that wants you to have a good time in his establishment. Before my trip, I had chatted with him about Tori, but had found out that she wasn't going to make it this month. Peter went and got Honey, “just to chat” with me, as the other lady was busy. Well, the more I looked at her beauty, the more the little guy was getting happy! Honey has a sweet voice, and is easy to talk to. The Monger rate makes things easy at Inez's, and all you have to do is talk activities. There's certain activities I enjoy during my encounter, so I just came out asking if certain things were okay. Wow, she's a very open minded! Honey is a beautiful, natural, playful, and accommodating lady! I'm looking forward to partying with Honey again!
Helena – After my party with Honey, I sat and chatted some more with Peter. He introduced me to Helena. What a fun and bubbly personality! I buy her a drink, and we talk about various topics, then she shows me her 'toy'. NO, not a sex toy! Ha! She showed me this Virtual Reality headset that allows your cell to go inside for some games. I crashed and burned on one, and the other was freaky in that it had a dude in there that looked like a Killer Clown from Outter Space! Lol I'm leaving the next morning, so we plan to meet for a going away party. Helena has a gorgeous body. Great oral skills, and had a fun time with her. I'm glad I was the first Monger with Helena! You get over to Inez's give this lady a look!
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Hi Fumblenutts,
I am so glad you had a great time here at Desert Club. We look forward to seeing you again.
Thanks for the review. Keep in touch. If I can do anything for you, let me know darlin'.
Xoxo,
Madam Dyana
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That's a lot of miles you logged, but it seems to have resulted in some great experiences!
Thanks for the report! Makes me jealous that we have no plans to drive across I-80 anytime soon.
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Good report, FN! I'm looking forward to heading out that way in April. You must like driving ...LOL ...everytime I think about making a cross country road trip to Nevada, I always talk myself out of it, since it's much easier to fly. ;D
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Helena – After my party with Honey, I sat and chatted some more with Peter. He introduced me to Helena. What a fun and bubbly personality! I buy her a drink, and we talk about various topics, then she shows me her 'toy'. NO, not a sex toy! Ha! She showed me this Virtual Reality headset that allows your cell to go inside for some games. I crashed and burned on one, and the other was freaky in that it had a dude in there that looked like a Killer Clown from Outter Space! Lol I'm leaving the next morning, so we plan to meet for a going away party. Helena has a gorgeous body. Great oral skills, and had a fun time with her. I'm glad I was the first Monger with Helena! You get over to Inez's give this lady a look!
Awwww. You are so kind. Thanks for seeing me and I will see you again in April. Hopefully, I could keep the killer clown in check on your next trip. ;D
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Damn man. Gotta love that I-80. Well done. Jada's great, and I cannot WAIT to get my ass to Elko. (Then I can get some ass myself. Wahaha)
HD
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Nice report, glad you survived. Any vacation that requires an oil change along the way qualifies as an epic journey.
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Hi Fumblenutts,
I am so glad you had a great time here at Desert Club. We look forward to seeing you again.
Thanks for the review. Keep in touch. If I can do anything for you, let me know darlin'.
Xoxo,
Madam Dyana
Thank you, Dyana, and thanks for your hospitality!
That's a lot of miles you logged, but it seems to have resulted in some great experiences!
Thanks for the report! Makes me jealous that we have no plans to drive across I-80 anytime soon.
Well, you're more than welcome to ride shotgun on my next upcoming trip! I'll try to keep my hands to myself :)
You're very welcome, and I can't wait to see more of your reports on some great experiences!
Good report, FN! I'm looking forward to heading out that way in April. You must like driving ...LOL ...everytime I think about making a cross country road trip to Nevada, I always talk myself out of it, since it's much easier to fly. ;D
Thanks Dr.! Do it sometime. It is a very Zen thing, unless you get a flat tire along the way. lol
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Awwww. You are so kind. Thanks for seeing me and I will see you again in April. Hopefully, I could keep the killer clown in check on your next trip. ;D
Absolutely, darlin'! Hope you're able to schedule your tour when all the Knuckleheads are comin'! ;)
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Honey – Was nice to do some catching up with Peter. Very good guy, that wants you to have a good time in his establishment. Before my trip, I had chatted with him about Tori, but had found out that she wasn't going to make it this month. Peter went and got Honey, “just to chat” with me, as the other lady was busy. Well, the more I looked at her beauty, the more the little guy was getting happy! Honey has a sweet voice, and is easy to talk to. The Monger rate makes things easy at Inez's, and all you have to do is talk activities. There's certain activities I enjoy during my encounter, so I just came out asking if certain things were okay. Wow, she's a very open minded! Honey is a beautiful, natural, playful, and accommodating lady! I'm looking forward to partying with Honey again!
It was nice spending time with you last week. I hope we could do this again soon. Thank you for your review.
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Great report FM! A very nice variety of ladies.
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Fumblenutts I'm glad you had a great tour. Jada is a sweet girl. Can't wait till you pass through again.
XO Vanity
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Awwww. You are so kind. Thanks for seeing me and I will see you again in April. Hopefully, I could keep the killer clown in check on your next trip. ;D
Absolutely, darlin'! Hope you're able to schedule your tour when all the Knuckleheads are comin'! ;)
Helena is scheduled for April.
Peter
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Fumble It seems You Picked some really Sweet Ladies to Party with .. I Liked this report and How Short and Nice it is .You do Gave the Desert Club High Marks so I will stop by there on the way to Elko .. Sorry to hear about Your Bad luck with the Clown Better luck Next time .. Hope to see You in April in Elko ..
Thanks, brother Wayne! Ahhhhh, Helena held my hand so the clown couldn't hurt lil ole' me ;)
Damn man. Gotta love that I-80. Well done. Jada's great, and I cannot WAIT to get my ass to Elko. (Then I can get some ass myself. Wahaha)
HD
Sheeeeeeeeit, HD! I hit 55 to 24 to 75 to 19 back to 10 to 213 to 78 to 40 to 93 to 515 to 95 to 50 back to 80 to home. Whew! A few smaller highways, but It'd be a serious run on sentence........
Nice report, glad you survived. Any vacation that requires an oil change along the way qualifies as an epic journey.
I changed it twice, brother Max! Quaker State loves me, 'cause I brought two 5 qt jugs oil, 2 filters, and my ramps :)
Nice report FN! Was especially cool to read about Helena, well done.
Thanks Sled! She's a very nice lady that you'd probably have a lot of fun with!
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It was nice spending time with you last week. I hope we could do this again soon. Thank you for your review.
Thank you, Honey! I hope all works out for you, and hope you're able to make it in April! :-*
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Glad to hear that you were in good hands this trip, Fumble! Lots of pretty ladies just adore your company, and I resemble that remark ;)
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Great report FM! A very nice variety of ladies.
Thanks CB! I think you'd have a great time with Honey, but Peter says, "don't break her!" lol
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Great report FM! A very nice variety of ladies.
Thanks CB! I think you'd have a great time with Honey, but Peter says, "don't break her!" lol
That's right. You break it... you will buy it. LOL
Peter
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Great report FM! A very nice variety of ladies.
Thanks CB! I think you'd have a great time with Honey, but Peter says, "don't break her!" lol
That's right. You break it... you will buy it. LOL
Peter
Sounds like an arranged marriage waiting to happen! After all, many marriages are indeed "broken," no? Lol
HD
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Fumblenutts I'm glad you had a great tour. Jada is a sweet girl. Can't wait till you pass through again.
XO Vanity
Yes she is! This was the third time I've met her, and it was a charm ;)
Helena is scheduled for April.
Peter
Will be great to see all the ladies there, Peter! Warn them all about Wayne's room though :o
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Glad to hear that you were in good hands this trip, Fumble! Lots of pretty ladies just adore your company, and I resemble that remark ;)
The feeling's mutual, Roxy Gold! I adore your company, too! You and Jade are ladies that keep me excited about my trips :-*
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Fumble I figure the ladies that Know Me will not go Near My Room .. So that means tricking some of the New Ladies into thinking I am a Nice Guy . :o. I had better bring some Candy to seal the deal ;D
That's right. Come in with gifts. The ladies will love it.
Peter
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So glad you enjoyed yourself fumble! Amazing time and conversation ;)
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So glad you enjoyed yourself fumble! Amazing time and conversation ;)
Thank you for partying with me, Jada! You're a beautiful woman! You caught me by surprise with the country music ;) :-*
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Fumble I figure the ladies that Know Me will not go Near My Room .. So that means tricking some of the New Ladies into thinking I am a Nice Guy . :o. I had better bring some Candy to seal the deal ;D
That's right. Come in with gifts. The ladies will love it.
Peter
You aren't lying about that, Peter. I was glad to make the ladies happy and then they made me very happy ;D
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I Like Adrian's Style .. Why not give the Ladies a Nice gift .. Like Pizza or KFC or something else .. 8)
Fumble I figure the ladies that Know Me will not go Near My Room .. So that means tricking some of the New Ladies into thinking I am a Nice Guy . :o. I had better bring some Candy to seal the deal ;D
That's right. Come in with gifts. The ladies will love it.
Peter
You aren't lying about that, Peter. I was glad to make the ladies happy and then they made me very happy ;D
That's right fellas, bring in something to break the monotony for the fine ladies. They'll feel better for putting up with us knuckleheads :o
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KFC? Fuck. Yea.
KFC is for KSF's.
HDS
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Awesome reviews, so glad you had a great time!!! :)
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Awesome reviews, so glad you had a great time!!! :)
Thank you, Anna! You're a sweetheart, and can't wait to see you all in April!
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Anna See You in April .. :D
Awesome reviews, so glad you had a great time!!! :)
Thank you, Anna! You're a sweetheart, and can't wait to see you all in April!
Feeling a little left out here. LOL
Peter
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Anna See You in April .. :D
Awesome reviews, so glad you had a great time!!! :)
Thank you, Anna! You're a sweetheart, and can't wait to see you all in April!
Feeling a little left out here. LOL
Peter
Peter, you know the first order of schmoozing is to the ladies ;D
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He wouldn't last a minute Wayne...
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Fumblenutts I can't wait till you continue your 2017 tour.
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Fumblenutts I can't wait till you continue your 2017 tour.
Thank you for thinking of me, Vanity! You've always been nice to me and I appreciate that :) Hope to see you very soon :-*
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Fumblenutts I can't wait till you continue your 2017 tour.
Thank you for thinking of me, Vanity! You've always been nice to me and I appreciate that :) Hope to see you very soon :-*
Well... We are thinking about you too. LOL
See you soon.
Peter
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Awesome reviews, so glad you had a great time!!! :)
Thank you, Anna! You're a sweetheart, and can't wait to see you all in April!
You know it!!! Can't wait :) :) :)
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Anna See You in April .. :D
You sure will :)
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Awesome reviews, so glad you had a great time!!! :)
Thank you, Anna! You're a sweetheart, and can't wait to see you all in April!
You know it!!! Can't wait :) :) :)
Tell Peter not to fix that bell, so you can escort me across the street ;D
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Awesome reviews, so glad you had a great time!!! :)
Thank you, Anna! You're a sweetheart, and can't wait to see you all in April!
You know it!!! Can't wait :) :) :)
Tell Peter not to fix that bell, so you can escort me across the street ;D
Bell or no bell...I got you, it will be my pleasure to walk you across the street!
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Bell or no bell...I got you, it will be my pleasure to walk you across the street!
Ahhhhh, my favorite lady in Elko. Well worth the trip right there ;D
Looking forward to seeing you all!
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Bell or no bell...I got you, it will be my pleasure to walk you across the street!
Ahhhhh, my favorite lady in Elko. Well worth the trip right there ;D
Looking forward to seeing you all!
Who is your favorite again? I give you something to think about before you answer. LOL
Peter
HELENA
(http://inezsdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/helena-612.jpg) (http://inezsdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/helena-611.jpg)
HONEY
(http://inezsdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Inezs-1584.jpg) (http://inezsdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/honey304.jpg)
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See you soon, Fumble. ;)
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Who is your favorite again? I give you something to think about before you answer. LOL
Peter
HELENA
(http://inezsdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/helena-612.jpg) (http://inezsdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/helena-611.jpg)
HONEY
(http://inezsdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/Inezs-1584.jpg) (http://inezsdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/honey304.jpg)
This just isn't fair play, Peter! I'm reporting you to the ACLPIN >:( :o
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This just isn't fair play, Peter! I'm reporting you to the ACLPIN >:( :o
Life isn't fair. All I ever get to do around here is look but no touch. Is that fair? LOL
Peter
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Life isn't fair. All I ever get to do around here is look but no touch. Is that fair? LOL
Peter
I dunno how you do it? Louis would fire me faster than Trump, or I'd have to go back and use Wayne's room :o
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Fumble You can use My Room if I am not their .. You will notice that it is Kinda Cramped size wise .. But The View is tough to Beat :D
Well... Its standing room only in there. LOL
Peter
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Peter finally showed me the room you guys are talking about. There are actually handle bars mounted on the wall so customers have something to hold on to. ;D
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Toured many miles in the last couple months, and capped it off with a quick Nevada tour. I partied 5 times with 4 ladies at 3 brothels. I logged over 5,400 miles in a huge ass circle! Lol I was fortunate enough to party with Jade Capri, Jada Bailey, Honey, and Helena. All very nice ladies that I'm sure you would have fun partying with. I'll report a little synopsis on each lady, so I don't get too wordy.
Jade Capri x 2 – It's always a fact with me, that this is one of the sweetest ladies I've met in any walk of my life! I always have fun catching up on things with her, a hug, some laughter, and then some fun! There's two ladies now that I don't even have to think about negotiations we've partied so many times together. Absolute highlights on my trips! Jade just says, “what you want to do to me?” I melt! That booty is “World Class,” as my buddy Max says! If there's something you want to try or do, just talk to Jade. There's not an easier person in LPIN to talk to about sex. She's very open, and I've not ever crossed any limitations with this fine lady. Maybe I'm just vanilla? Lol Treat yourselves and contact Jade today! I cannot wait to see her again, hopefully soon!
Nope, I am the second, hehe, Roxy comes first :)
We are so funny together. Your smile and laugh are contagious. It always gets me :)
Not to mention the adventurous side :)
Maxy is a cutie. Love him too.
What? You Vanilla? hmm no way!!!
Let's leave it like that :)
I will always look forward to see you one more time.
(http://www.jadecapri.com/wp-content/uploads/wSN9nKhIAOPnAlRn3vosfqtbwleBQvyvKMFsKWGpEz6lWCxJqoNmiOANQ2vMzu3Bc26LnPN1M21FXChRYDEOsZTyo67OehSXJytr3MCSzCOhJBLK1Jm3-qobCuEgp184rHqt4mMp-640x480.jpg)
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No, no! It's 1 and 1A, either way..... :-*
Sorry, I've been away for a while, but I'm starting to get to where I'm seeing some sunshine :)
Can't wait to have a look into our adventurous sides again ;)
Nope, I am the second, hehe, Roxy comes first :)
We are so funny together. Your smile and laugh are contagious. It always gets me :)
Not to mention the adventurous side :)
Maxy is a cutie. Love him too.
What? You Vanilla? hmm no way!!!
Let's leave it like that :)
I will always look forward to see you one more time.
(http://www.jadecapri.com/wp-content/uploads/wSN9nKhIAOPnAlRn3vosfqtbwleBQvyvKMFsKWGpEz6lWCxJqoNmiOANQ2vMzu3Bc26LnPN1M21FXChRYDEOsZTyo67OehSXJytr3MCSzCOhJBLK1Jm3-qobCuEgp184rHqt4mMp-640x480.jpg)
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No, no! It's 1 and 1A, either way..... :-*
Sorry, I've been away for a while, but I'm starting to get to where I'm seeing some sunshine :)
Can't wait to have a look into our adventurous sides again ;)
No worries. I have been away at times and not responding some awesome posts, but I try to do it when I have a chance.
You have good excuses.
I am always looking forward to that, but that is not news to you :)