I'm pissed.
Last night we went into the city for dinner with some friends. No big deal, we've known them for 20 years. So, I found it funny that their 14 yr old daughter kept staring at me. (
) Then my wife comes up and tells me that it's because the friends wife had told her to be "careful" of me because I was a "pervert".
I thought it was funny, cause the friend has the biggest porn collection I have ever seen, and continually is asking for "details" of my latest western trip.... I even went so far as to change my avatar this afternoon as a sort of back handed joking slap at him. (He lurks this board a
LOT)
Then, when I get home, I get it full in the face from my wife. It seems my "buddy" has told HIS wife (A born again asshole Christian .) all about my hobby, and SHE had told her daughter, pastor, and every one else she knows how sick I am, and how my wife is pathetic because she sticks with me. (And she liked this whack job a lot, so she's pissed at ME)
So yep, I AM PISSED....... And paybacks a bitch buddy, cause I am sure as shit gonna make sure that EVERYONE finds out about your porn collection and everything else you have bragged to me about. And you know the bloodhound. The first wiff of this and she is gonna trash your computer and build a FUCKING big bonfire with that entire video and DVD collection. And knowing the bitch, you are NEVER gonna get between her god fearing legs again... AND IT SERVES YOU RIGHT YOU LOUDMOUTHED ASSHOLE!
So start sweating... hide it as best you can. you are NEVER gonna know when I'll drop the dime. And thats whats funny, cause I KNOW you're a bigger pervert than I will EVER be, and you don't have the will power to get rid of your collection, or even stop adding to it daily. So be scared asshole, very scared. Cause your loudmouthed days are numbered....