Quotes..................

[Mikey]

“Thems that die'll be the lucky ones.”

 Robert Louis Stevenson

[Tennessee25]

"Life is too short for 2 days of bullshit in a row."
-- my sister

I dated her

You must be that guy she called the cops about.

Lol

[Mikey]

“Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.”

John Milton, Paradise Lost

[Max Wood]

"A fool and his money are soon partying."
-- Steven Wright

[Mikey]

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

Phyllis Diller

[Mikey]

"What, me worry?"

Alfred E. Newman

[Prospector Bob]

"Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding." ~ Proverbs 17:28

[Max Wood]

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
-- Groucho Marx

[Mikey]

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

Lewis Black

[Max Wood]

"It's better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody."
-- Matt Damon

[Lee]

"Better to be thought of as a fool, than to open the mouth and remove all doubt" - Unknown, though probably a paraphrase of what Prospector Bob put on 6 posts back up this thread. After the dumbass post I made, I think I'll take the advice and watch from afar and just crawl back under my rock where I belong. My apologies to Rachel and anyone else that may have been offended.

[Mikey]

Nobody likes tainted victories.

Steve Prefontaine

[Mikey]

A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits.

Woodrow Wilson

[Mikey]

Life's just a bus stop to somewhere infinitely better.

Jim Varney

[Max Wood]

"It wasn't the apple in the tree. It was the tomato on the ground."
-- Adam