Well we've got about an hour at the airport waiting to go home, so I'll take a few minutes to give you the highlights and lowlights (such as they were).
So like I said in my first post...we didn't think the local brothels, which are called termas, were lady customer friendly, but thanx to Curious and a particularly helpful valet at our hotel, we called Club L'uomo and found that we (my husband and I) were welcome to go.
Our valet arranged for the cab to take us, and the club was really no more than a mile and a half from our hotel on Avenida Atlantica, Copacabana. The driver parked the cab and walked us up to the entrance -- I think he was particularly solicitous because of me. Anyway, we were met at the door by "security" who was a big but very pleasant guy. He took us into front registration which was just a very plain counter with a middle aged lady behind it. She was very pleasant, friendly, and did not look at me like I had three heads, which I really appreciated since it was obviously even less common for females to be customers in Rio than in Reno. Anyway, she pulled out the price list and told us that for 40 minutes in a standard room it was R$230 (approx $140 US) for a suite it was R$320 for 1 girl for 1 hour, and deluxe suite it was R$370 for 1 girl for 1 hour. (I think these prices are close...may not be exact, passed this to my husband :-) She said that for a couple, each member had to have a girl...so it was 2 girls for 1 hour each, one room.
So we checked in, had to go to changing room and give up the clothes, put personal effects in a locker and wear a robe. I changed with the ladies (lucky me!). We headed to the bar, which was pretty small...although there were 5-6 stools, couches all along the walls, and a dance floor. We got a bottle of wine and sat for a few minutes. At that point there were maybe 12-14 girls dancing and hanging at the bar. With the notable exception of 1, who looked kind of bored, all the others were playful and flirtatious and dancing and really just having the best time! It was a very sexy vibe....light and fun! There were maybe 4 or 5 guys in robes talking to girls and hanging out. The girls are much more aggressive and playful than I've seen in NV...they come up and flirt, smile, kiss you, rub boobies against you, dance, etc. Not overly aggressive, but just really very sexy and lot of fun. They did seem a bit unsure of me though...several eyeballed us but no one came over...plus the language barrier didn't help. So I told my husband I would go have a massage -- a masseuse was available on sit for R$70 for 30 min. I told him that while I was gone maybe he could talk with some ladies and see what's up, who would want to party with us both, etc!
When I came back he did have some company, two ladies -- one had some English and translated a bit. Basically she said they were all professionals, we should just pick any two. Did I mention that every single one of these girls was stunningly gorgeous? Again, everyone has different tastes...but for the most part we are talking Carrera-like bodies with really beautiful faces, gorgeous smiles, teeth, smooth skin...perfect butts, perfect flat bellies and perfect boobs. I mean I just couldn't believe it! I felt like such an old hag...but I got over that pretty quickly :-)
My husband was instantly attracted to one -- have actually never seen him have such a great time in a brothel. My biggest problem was which one....but one in particular was really friendly, flirtatious, just the right mix...so we had a drink with them and went to the "deluxe" suite. OK, so it wasn't deluxe by WH or Sheri's or Love Ranch standards...but it was really very nice, clean, had plenty of electrical outlets nearby which is of critical importance to me. Big round bed...very Austin Powers. So you make your pick, the girls take you to another waiting/lounge kind of area and take your locker key, which is basically your "charge card." The we head into the Austin Power's room, and they both just instantly gave us the best time....unlike other experiences where we kind of all three or four play around, in this case I had a girl and he had a girl (which we were both very happy with) and they dressed for us, danced for us, peeled our clothes off, just went to work. They were playful and hot and what can I say??? It was awesome!! After everyone was finished....we all lay on the bed and rolled around and made out like at the movies...they were very willing to kiss, right from the start, in fact, surprised me that they were both very willing to kiss us both with tongue -- unprotected oral for my husband although not til the finish line...and a condom did come out for FS..which yes, we would have insisted on if it hadn't been presented. But the cool things was, since we both were "finished" before the hour was up, they just kind of lay and rolled around with us and giggled and made out and played around. No hurry to leave, no rush to the door. Also, NO upsell AT ALL. The girls did not discuss money with us at all, or try to sell more time/service or ask for tips. We made our selection of time/room when we checked in, and that was it. They didn't even ask us for tips...we really had to push it to the extent that I wonder if it is the norm. The time is yours...you don't get pushed out if you cum before "time to rebook." We never heard a buzzer....although no doubt we would have if we stayed too long.
I already posted the totals on all of this...$550 USD for everything including wine and massage -- my bad though -- tips were not included in that, we really pushed it on them separately.
The ONLY downside was the language barrier...if talking and hanging out is important, you have to speak Portugese. I did kind of miss the opportunity to talk...although hand and mouth signals seemed to work just fine! But in a perfect world, I wish we could have communicated better, and been able to talk a little bit.
Also, they were all of a very similar physical type...which to my way of thinking was perfect (did I mention that?) but I know not everyone likes that type. Everyone of these girls could have been a model. Without exaggeration. Face and body. Holy shit...I remain stunned by how gorgeous they all were. I know, I know...it's not all about the physical, but what can I say? For me it matters? But also, I do have to say they were all a lot of fun, playful, dancing with us, flirting...except the one bored-looking one I mentioned. They also all wore the same thing...a kind of bikini with g-string type bottom...until time to go into the room, then they pull out the hot lingerie.
So I appear to have, like Dr. Frankenstien, created a monster in my husband -- who just a year ago I had to drag to a brothel with me. Now he is already web surfing trying to find the brothel situation for our next trip!
We got back to our room at approx 1:30 a.m. worn out....but woke up this morning both still so turned on that we bounced around the room for an hour and half having sex reminiscent of our honeymoon. Not that things are ever dull -- but last night was a visual we'll both hold onto for a while!
Thanx again to Curious for giving us the info -- international brothel networking is awesome!!!
Oh, one last thing...we got on the elevator at our hotel today, and this 40 something guy gets on with two very attractive 20 something young girls. He looks at my husband and says, "didn't we speak last night?" and my husband says "yes" and the guy says, "did you have a good time?" and my husband says, "yes, great."
Well needless to say my husband is more observant than I am...but he pointed out that this guy was in the club also. I guess they spoke while we were in the waiting area!!! I don't know if he managed to bring two gilrs from L'uomo back to the hotel...or if he found two others later...but apparently he was just finishing his party the next afternoon at our hotel! Small world...
Goldie
