Stupidest thing you've ever done.

[flagrunner]

First ever trip to a house - Sheris. I didn't have the balls for a lineup so went to the bar and watched the screens for ladies. When approached I picked a girl that looked good. Upon meeting her, she looked nothing like the pictures but I thought it would be rude to back out so partied anyway. It was fine but not the mind-blowing experience I had hoped for. Then I found this forum...

[Out in the open]

Disclosed to a brothel in LPIN who I was as well as my purpose for being there ( to party as a customer).  I ultimately got my sorry behind banned from that particular brothel.  That's what I get for being honest.  LOL

Peter

Why did you get banned?

[KittiMinx]

To clarify the drunk was one of my first ever parties way back when. It's part of why I have a stricter "no super drunks" policy.

[ChicagoBob]

To clarify the drunk was one of my first ever parties way back when. It's part of why I have a stricter "no super drunks" policy.

How about a rum drinking, horny Irishman? 

[MrTShirt]

To clarify the drunk was one of my first ever parties way back when. It's part of why I have a stricter "no super drunks" policy.

How about a rum drinking, horny Irishman? 

If ChicagoBob is given special treatment, how about a gluten free beer drinking horny wheelchair driver?

[KittiMinx]

To clarify the drunk was one of my first ever parties way back when. It's part of why I have a stricter "no super drunks" policy.

How about a rum drinking, horny Irishman? 

If ChicagoBob is given special treatment, how about a gluten free beer drinking horny wheelchair driver?

Come at me fellas! But you're cleaning up your own puke. 

[roxanneprice]

Lately, it was spending over $1,000 on my bar tab for one trip.  Before that, it was spending $900.  My lowest bar tab has been around $600.   

This hurts my brain.

It hurts my wallet!  Haha!

Like... You could just purchase more parties instead of buying so much alcohol??? Lol

[cronuswalker]

Hmmm...... Let me think...... Well there was the time i had a bunch of old bottlerockets at my folks place. I needed to get rid of them.... I also had about a pound of black powder in a can as well. I took everything out back dug a hole, put rockets in hole, some black powder, then laid line of black powder down as a fuse, long enough I though that I could get out of the way no problem. bent over and lit the line, and next thing i knew, i had hair off my arm, along with 2 singed eyebrows, and 1 herd of cows at the neighbors stampeded....... and 1 very pissed wife....

Dad couldn't stop laughing and grinning though.....

[dbldblu51]

Disclosed to a brothel in LPIN who I was as well as my purpose for being there ( to party as a customer).  I ultimately got my sorry behind banned from that particular brothel.  That's what I get for being honest.  LOL
Peter

You should have said you were a sideways locomotion reptile and price was no object.

[roxanneprice]

Lately, it was spending over $1,000 on my bar tab for one trip.  Before that, it was spending $900.  My lowest bar tab has been around $600.   

This hurts my brain.

It hurts my wallet!  Haha!

Like... You could just purchase more parties instead of buying so much alcohol??? Lol

I bet the alcohol was not for himself.

Yeah I wasn't assuming that at all. Bob is a nice dude, and will buy ladies drinks. A lot of ladies enjoy having drinks on their shift, and they appreciate it. I however cannot drink, so chilling at the bar has never been interesting to me. I would imagine some guys enjoy spending time with a lady at the bar for awhile because it creates a whole experience for them. It's a great chance to connect with your date beforehand, and that can make the bedroom activites  much more pleasurable.

Meanwhile I'm thinking "Why don't we just add more time to our party with that extra cash, that way I can just be with you in private for longer." I get very self conscious when I feel like my conversations can be heard by others, and I always get anxious/distracted when multiple people are in the room while I'm trying to entertain a customer. My brain is annoying.

Anyway, no matter how much it hurts my brain to witness a client spending 600 - 1000$ at the bar, if it helped the dude have a good time then it was money well spent on his part.

[sportsguy]

I've done and said a lot of stupid things in my life. But all I have to do is watch the Twin Tower mattress commercial and I don't feel so stupid anymore.

[highdrive]

Roxanne - why can't you drink?

[ChicagoBob]

Lately, it was spending over $1,000 on my bar tab for one trip.  Before that, it was spending $900.  My lowest bar tab has been around $600.   

This hurts my brain.

It hurts my wallet!  Haha!

Like... You could just purchase more parties instead of buying so much alcohol??? Lol

I bet the alcohol was not for himself.

Yeah I wasn't assuming that at all. Bob is a nice dude, and will buy ladies drinks. A lot of ladies enjoy having drinks on their shift, and they appreciate it. I however cannot drink, so chilling at the bar has never been interesting to me. I would imagine some guys enjoy spending time with a lady at the bar for awhile because it creates a whole experience for them. It's a great chance to connect with your date beforehand, and that can make the bedroom activites  much more pleasurable.

Meanwhile I'm thinking "Why don't we just add more time to our party with that extra cash, that way I can just be with you in private for longer." I get very self conscious when I feel like my conversations can be heard by others, and I always get anxious/distracted when multiple people are in the room while I'm trying to entertain a customer. My brain is annoying.

Anyway, no matter how much it hurts my brain to witness a client spending 600 - 1000$ at the bar, if it helped the dude have a good time then it was money well spent on his part.

Hmmm... I do enjoy my social hour, but....
Less alcohol = more party time?  You hit a nerve Roxanne!  I've taken your good advice before and never regret it! 
Check you BR PM's

[RoxyGold]

I do stupid stuff all the time. It’s part of my charm

[KittiMinx]

I do stupid stuff all the time. It’s part of my charm

Same, fam tbh. I walked into a wall today.