I woke up after a very good night's sleep and felt well rested despite the fact that I was pushed to the limit the night before. After a quick shower, I took a look around the room to see if anything I had set around the room was missing. To my delight and dismay, nothing had been moved. Everything that I had set the night before was still in its place. I was hoping for at least one thing to have been moved but alas, nothing was. So with the exception of the few hits that I got off of my K2 meter, I'm not really convinced that the Gold Hill Hotel is haunted. So I pack everything up and load them into the rented car and head out. I still had plenty of time before I had to be at The Bunny Ranch for my party with Anna Suvari so I decided to take a little trip through Virginia City. Being heavily into the paranormal, the stories that I've heard of this little city really had me intrigued. But the one place I've been wanting to check out has been the Washoe Club. Unfortunately, it was closed when I went by there so I drove through town a little more and finally turned around and headed back out of town. Again, I found 341 to be much easier than even last night to drive through. I think I'm finally getting the hang of this road. Too bad it would be the last time I drive it this week.
I still have 45 minutes before I need to be at The Bunny Ranch so I drive on to Carson City, stopped at Wal-Mart to pick up a couple snacks. Afterwards, I got back on Hwy 50 to find a gas station and found the cheapest in town, Arco. I insert my credit card and for the first time ever, it asks me if I want to approve a 45 cent fee. Of course not, so I pressed "no" and my card was declined. I'm thinking to myself that this was very weird because I've never had that happen to me before. So before I had a chance to go inside to find out what's going on, I see this little sticker on the pump saying "debit only." And I'm thinking well just great, now I have to go somewhere else and pay a little bit more on gas when I'm trying to save up as much as I can because I don't have a debit card. So eventually I come up to either Citgo or BP, I forget which on, but it's on the left hand side as you head east on Hwy 50. I saw an opening I could have taken but would've had to cross the street right before the stoplight but didn't want to do that so I just went to the light and as I turned, I found out there's no immediate turn to get into the gas station. So now I'm starting to get aggravated as I head up about a half mile up the road before I can finally make a u-turn to turn around the get to the gas station and fill up.
Party with Anna Suvari
I finally make my way to The Bunny Ranch and walk in and tell the host that I am here for Anna. I'm actually still early so I figure that she may not be ready and make a nice place for me on one of the couches. Within a couple of minutes, Anna comes right out, sees me, and actually remembered me from last time because I wasn't the only guy sitting there. So she grabs my hand and leads me to her room. After a brief discussion of what we wanted, we get right into it and folks, I had fun! And I think, so did she. She also took me as far as I could go and even took me places I couldn't go. When the party is over, and after a few minutes of relaxation on the bed, she asks me if I'd like to clean up a bit so I opt for a shower. So I get cleaned up because I had sweated just a little bit, and dressed, Anna leads me back to the parlor.
I look at the time on my phone and saw that I still have a couple hours before I need to go check in at the Gold Dust West Hotel so I just decide to sit at the bar for a little while and drink some water, maybe catch a conversation with an unsuspecting bunny or two. But instead, Dennis Hof ends up sitting a couple barstools away from me and we start to chatting about this and that, he asked me where I was
staying, etc. Before I knew it, Tamela Lee, Jayla Conrad, and Natasha Pink (my party for Tuesday) came by and joined us in our conversation. I'm not sure how but our conversation turns towards the paranormal. And Dennis tells this tale of Tamela's room. I don't remember the whole conversation but I do remember this, Tamela's room was originally two rooms that was converted into one big room and something about missing items from long before and that the room was supposedly haunted. Tamela's eyes tells me this is the first she's ever heard of this didn't know what to think of it. She seemed like she was getting nervous about the whole story but she has had that room for quite a while and nothing's ever really happened to her...yet. So Dennis takes his leave, he needs to get some work done and the girls and I hang around for a little while longer just chatting away. I also had the fortune of meeting the lovely Dani James and we get to chatting about music. I also chatted with Chasey Lain, not knowing she was a film star, AND not knowing that I had seen her work as well. Usually I have a very good memory but I didn't make the connection.
So after a little while, the cashier, Katie, came up to me and told me that Dennis has offered for me to stay in the bungalow suite. My jaw drops, I am stunned. I didn't know what to say and that is a rarity for me. I was speechless. Katie told me that I could stay in the suite free of charge for the remainder of my trip there if I would like, and they could call Gold Dust West Hotel on my behalf and have them cancel the reservation for me and I wouldn't lose my deposit. I just could not believe this! Now, I have heard of Dennis' generosity, but usually when you hear this of people, you think automatically that they are exaggerating. There is no exaggeration in Dennis' case, he really that generous. So Katie tells me that one of the maids can show me where to drive out back so that I can get my luggage to the room and introduces me to the maid. We go out to my car and she instructs me where to drive. We get to the gate and she unlocks the key and we both began unloading my luggage into Suite B. I just couldn't believe it, the room was very, very nice. So after unloading the car, the maid lets me out of the gate, locks it, and heads back to the ranch while I bring my car back out around front. About 15 minutes later, Kate comes to me and tells me that the maid had put me in the wrong room and that I was supposed to be in Suite C. I told her that it didn't really matter which room I'm in, I'm just very grateful for the room I was in. Katie told me that the maid had already moved my stuff over the to the next room and said that I would like that room better with a wink. Turns out, she was right. I go to the office where Dennis was doing some paper and I thank him for letting me stay there. He invited me to go to dinner with him and some of the girls and tells me they are going to a Chinese restaurant. I declined the offer because I went to a Chinese restaurant once before and hated it. I head back to the suite to do some unloading since I was going to be staying there for the next six days, I might as well make myself comfortable.
After getting everything straightened out and settled in, I head back to the parlor of the ranch. It's about 4:30pm and Dennis is sitting at the bar. I next by him and he asks me how I like the room, I told him that I loved it and thanked him again. Then a bunch of bunnies came out of nowhere wearing regular clothes, Dennis informs them that I will be joining them to dinner. "I am?" After seeing all these girls, I really couldn't say anything but I do remember that most Chinese restaurants serve regular American food as well so I went with them. There's a stretched limo outside waiting for us. It seats nine people, there's myself and Dennis, and eight bunnies, Tamela Lee, Jayla Conrad, Barbie Girl, Audrey, Summer Smith, Sunny Lane, Karla Kubana, and Kelly Skyline. I'm seated in the far back clear on the left side with Karla sitting beside me. It takes us about 15 minutes to get to the Bamboo Gardens. When we get inside, the hostess leads us to a room with a really cool entrance and we all sit at this nice big round table with a spinning platform on top. Starting with Dennis, to his left is Sunny, Jayla, Tamela, Kelly, Barbie, Summer, myself, Karla, and Audrey. We each order something and we all shared in our orders, putting all the food on the platform and spinning it around so that everybody can get a piece of everything. I order the garlic chicken, that was a big hit. At one point of the dinner, we were talking about Ron Jeremy. Dennis decides that I am now Ron Jeremy's brother for obvious reasons. Karla was the only one who thought I really was his brother. But anyway, Dennis gets his cell phone and proceed to call him but he got the answering machine. He begins leaving a message and tells him what he ordered and passes the phone around to everybody so that they can tell him what they had. When the phone got to me, I introduced myself as his new brother and told him that I had several different variety of kitty cats. Everyone got the joke. Then, dinner was over and we all got fortune cookies. Dennis thought it would be fun if we read out our fortunes and end the sentence with "in the sheets." I looked at my and I knew that I had the best one. But I waited my turn for everyone else to read theirs and then I read mine..."You will be unusually successful in an entertainment career...in the sheets." The girls whooped and gave me an ovation for that one. Of course, I would up with the fortune that would be perfect for the settling that I was in. As we were all getting ready to leave, another group from the ranch comes in for dinner and Dennis joins them. I don't remember who all were in this group but I do remember two of them were Cami Parker and Chasey Lain. So the rest of us head on back to The Bunny Ranch. I hang out in the parlor and strike up conversations with some bunnies, mainly Dani James again, discussing music and things like that. Later on that night, I'm talking with Sunny Lane and she tells me that she's a porn star, which I did not know. She takes me back to her to show this shrine memorabilia shrine she's got set up to show her clients. I thought it looked really neat.
After a very pleasant and surprising day, I retire back to my suite and once again, in awe of the room that I am in. Let me describe my room here. One, it's a huge room, bigger than the average hotel room. When you walk into the sliding glass door, there is a little stand to the immediate left that holds a radio, a Nintendo Wii, and a few other things. There are two loveseat couches, one of the left side of the room, one on the right side of the room. Next to the right side couch, is this plaster giraffe. Directly across the room to the left hand side wall, there is a very nice fireplace, and this weird seat thingie that glides back and forth that's for two women. How do I know it's for two women? There's a dildo on each end on the seat. I'm not sure what it's called but the way it's set up, two women sit on the thing, with the dildo inside of them, and they rock back and forth...as they rock back and forth, the dildos move and go up and down inside them. I can just about imagine how much play time this thing has seen. Then there's the bed at the end of the room. It's a huge king size bed with about six pillows on it. A very comfortable bed I might add as well. Right next tot he bed is a huge flat screen TV mounted on the wall. On the other side of the bed, of course there's a nightstand with a radio/clock, and a nice long tall lamp. Then embedded into the wall, there's a mini kitchen, a sink, a mini refrigerator, and a microwave. Then there's the bathroom, a huge bathroom. A nice big shower that could easily comfortably have 4 people in there. Now, it took me quite a while to figure out how the shower works, going from hot to cold and back, from the shower sprayer to the waterfall directly above and back. But luckily, I got the hang of it. So I'm ready to call it a night and I'm watching one of my DVDs on my own little mini DVD player with a little screen. And I go comfortably to sleep.