My only story relates to getting ready for Halloween.
As usual, I like to put up a lot of scary stuff outside.
I live in the country on a dirt driveway.
Usually (like this year) I start collecting bodies about 2-3 weeks beforehand, so by Halloween they are nice and ripe, and well snacked on by the coyotes.
Well, this year it has been so HOT the dang bodies are not only all bloated, but they are REALLY starting to SMELL.
I am afraid we will have NO trick or treat visitors once again.....
Oh ya, and it is ALL because of those BLACK HELICOPTERS!