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His head would explode. Sled's too.

Anyone seen it?

My head just exploded from the fact that they actually managed to make a new cathouse episode.

Well now, that would really be something considering I have no cable TV.

Are you saying there was a new cathouse and our resident minister of bunnyranch propaganda, Sonja did not release a news alert?

Is that the 1st episode? I watched it 3 times cuz Dennis told me I remind him of Max. I had to figure out who that was.

Max? Better bring hof in out of the sun and give him some water.

MAX?

Not even close.

I was surprised to see a new cathouse on HBO. It was interesting to seeing Dennis making his will when he should of made it when he was in his 50's and who he wanted to see be taken care of.

So did he mention Sidewinder in his will. If so, I would sell all his brothels and take a buck out for a diet coke and give the rest to the Salvation Army. Yeah, I could probably use some of the money but when you have so many people that are really hurting, giving it away would be the right thing to do.

What's the name of this new episode?   

East Coast Guy

Quote from: East Coast Guy on August 31, 2014, 11:05:58 PM
What's the name of this new episode?   

East Coast Guy

King of the House.

I threw up in my mouth a couple times, knowing what I know.

Quote from: Slednx on August 31, 2014, 04:24:40 PM

Quote from: sperminator on August 31, 2014, 02:37:16 PM
His head would explode. Sled's too.

Anyone seen it?

What happened in this new, long lost episode?

Well, let's see. Hof made his will, showing what a great guy he is by providing for all his ex-girlfriends (except for Sunset Thomas, who evidently hasn't kissed his ass enough post break-up to make the cut).

He also had a therapy session. With a female shrink, of course. It was like a scene right out of The Sopranos. You know, if Tony was a senior citizen and spent the time making himself out to be LPIN's answer to Brad Pitt. Apparently, girls can't help but fall madly in love with ol' denny boy - and yep, he used the term Madly In Love - but, you see, he's simply too much man for just one woman (or arrested developed hooker, whichever the case may be).

And speaking of Too Much Dennis, we learn that he feels he's gotta lose a little weight. And I do mean little; he thinks he needs to drop around 20 pounds. So, I assume he's talking only about from his head.

We also find out what it takes to be the lucky lady in his life; she has to want to have a lot of fun, love sex and not mind when the stud muffin wants to bring another girl into their bed. He's just a love machine. And he won't work for nobody but you.

There's also lots of footage of him and Cami Parker together. Think King Kong & Fay Wray. Only more of a mismatch.

Actually, that's not fair of me to say. Dennis tells us why he and Cami are a perfect match, as opposed to him and Brooke Taylor. See, Cami is ALWAYS in a good mood, where as Brooke dared to have a bad day every now and then. Can you imagine? The nerve! Thinking she was supposed to be anything more than a walking, talking version of hof's blow-up doll.

She and hof get to have a little closure. Although it's not exactly ripped from the pages of Cosmo. Basically, brooke would argue with dennis from time to time. And now has the audacity to not be a blonde anymore. Talk about betrayal!

We also get to see Brooke and some other chick have a threesome with your average, every day looking monger. And by that, of course, I mean a young, good looking guy with a six pack and lots of stamina. You know, just another day in the life of a bunny.

I'm really not doing the episode justice. I strongly suggest that you watch it for yourself. Just make sure to have paramedics standing by.

Like a scene out of the Sopranos? Only in this case, it would have to be hof in the role of Uncle Jr having a therapy session.

I just know Cami will LOVE this episode.......probably just has it on a loop in her video player.....